Joe

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What is your name?: Joe
Are you named after anyone?: no
What's your screename?: JoeG91
Would you name a child of yours after you?: yeah
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: Jennifer
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: my cousin mike
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: no
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: no never
Basics
Your gender:: male
Straight/Gay/Bi:: straight
Single?: nope
If not, do you want to be?: i want to be taken
Birthdate:: February 25
Your age:: 15
Age you act:: 17
Age you wish you were:: 14
Your height:: 5'8''
Eye color:: brown
Happy with it?: yeah
Hair color:: brown
Happy with it?: yeah
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: righty
Your living arrangement:: a house
Your family:: only child
Have any pets?: a cat
Whats your job?: dont have one
Piercings?: nope
Tattoos?: nope
Obsessions?: my babe
Addictions?: my babe and sports
Do you speak another language?: nope
Have a favorite quote?: "you can do it if you put your mind to it"
Do you have a webpage?: myspace?
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?: yeah
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: yep
Do you have any secrets?: nope
Do you hate yourself?: no
Do you like your handwriting?: noooo
Do you have any bad habits?: clicking my retainer
What is the compliment you get from most people?: im athletic
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: Love
What's your biggest fear?: heights
Can you sing?: to my babe
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: no
Are you a loner?: no
What are your #1 priorities in life?: my baby, sports, and school
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: of course
Are you a daredevil?: no
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: no
Are you passive or agressive?: agressive
Do you have a journal?: no
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: greatest sports, weakest school
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: my brains
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: yes
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: school
Do you think life has been good so far?: yeah
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: idk
What do you like the most about your body?: my hair
And least?: my stomach
Do you think you are good looking?: sometimes
Are you confident?: yeah
What is the fictional character you are most like?: idk
Are you perceived wrongly?: yeah
Do You...
Smoke?: no
Do drugs?: no
Read the newspaper?: yeah sports section
Pray?: yes
Go to church?: yes
Talk to strangers who IM you?: no
Sleep with stuffed animals?: no
Take walks in the rain?: yeah with my babe
Talk to people even though you hate them?: no
Drive?: no
Like to drive fast?: no
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?: no
Hurt yourself?: yes
Been out of the country?: no
Eaten something that made other people sick?: yah
Been in love?: yeah im in love right now
Done drugs?: no
Gone skinny dipping?: yeah
Had a medical emergency?: yeah
Had surgery?: yeah
Ran away from home?: no
Played strip poker?: no
Gotten beaten up?: no
Beaten someone up?: yeah
Been picked on?: no
Been on stage?: yeah when i was 5
Slept outdoors?: no
Thought about suicide?: no
Pulled an all nighter?: yeah
If yes, what is your record?: 2 days in a row
Gone one day without food?: yeah
Talked on the phone all night?: close
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: yeah with my baby
Slept all day?: yeah
Killed someone?: no
Made out with a stranger?: no
Had sex with a stranger?: no
Thought you're going crazy?: yeah
Kissed the same sex?: ew
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: noo
Been betrayed?: yeah
Had a dream that came true?: yeah
Broken the law?: yes jaywalking
Met a famous person?: yes
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: yeah
On purpose?: no
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: no
Stolen anything?: no
Been on radio/tv?: yeah for sports
Been in a mosh-pit?: yeah
Had a nervous breakdown?: no
Bungee jumped?: no
Had a dream that kept coming back?: yeah
Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets?: no
Miracles?: yeah
Astrology?: no
Magic?: no
God?: yeah
Satan?: yeah
Santa?: yeah lol
Ghosts?: no
Luck?: yeah
Love at first sight?: yeah
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: yeah
Witches?: no
Easter bunny?: yeah lol
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: yeah
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: no
Do you wish on stars?: no
Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: yeah
Do you think God has a gender?: yeah male
Do you believe in organized religion?: yes
Where do you think we go when we die?: spirit stay here
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: yeah
Who is your best friend?: allan
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: my baby
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: keep trying
Your favourite inside joke?: too many
Thing you're picked on most about?: idk
Who's your longest known friend?: allan
Newest?: Matt C
Shyest?: Lindsay
Funniest?: Black Mike
Sweetest?: my babe
Closest?: allan
Weirdest?: Eric
Smartest?: Lauren
Ditziest?: Lauren
Friends you miss being close to the most?: Brian
Last person you talked to online?: my babe
Who do you talk to most online?: my babe
Who are you on the phone with most?: my babe
Who do you trust most?: my babe
Who listens to your problems?: my babe
Who do you fight most with?: my parents
Who's the nicest?: Austin
Who's the most outgoing?: Eric
Who's the best singer?: Lindsay
Who's on your shit-list?: no one right now
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: no
Who's your second family?: My baby's
Do you always feel understood?: no not always
Who's the loudest friend?: Allan
Do you trust others easily?: no
Who's house were you last at?: my babe
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in:: my baby's
Do your friends know you?: yeah
Friend that lives farthest away:: Brian
Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?: no
What do you find romantic?: the beach at night
Turn-on?: my babe
Turn-off?: smoking
First kiss?: amazing
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?: i wouldnt care
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going: yeah
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out: no
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractiv: no
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: yes
What is best about the opposite sex?: my babe
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: PMS
What's the last present someone gave you?: a shirt
Are you in love?: yes
Do you consider your significant other hot?: yes very
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?: nobody
You wanted to kill?: no one
That you laughed at?: Eric
That laughed at you?: idk
That turned you on?: My baby
You went shopping with?: i dont go shopping
That broke your heart?: no one
To disappoint you?: nobody
To ask you out?: no one
To make you cry?: no one
To brighten up your day?: My babe!
That you thought about?: my baby
You saw a movie with?: my babe
You talked to on the phone?: my babe
You talked to through IM/ICQ?: my babe
You saw?: my dad
You lost?: my papa
Right This Moment...
Are you going out?: no
Will it be with your significant other?: no im not going out
Or some random person?: im not going out
What are you wearing right now?: sweats
Body part you're touching right now:: im not touching a body part
What are you worried about right now?: my grades
What book are you reading?: no books
What's on your mousepad?: redsox
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling:: love,happiness,stress,full,and anxious
Are you bored?: no
Are you tired?: no
Are you talking to anyone online?: no
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: yeah my babe
Are you lonely or content?: content
Are you listening to music?: yeah
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Last person who...
x. Slept in your bed: me
x. Saw you cry: i have no clew
x. Made you laugh: allan
x. Made you cry: dont know
x. You shared a drink with: my self
x. You went to the mall with: ammanda
x. You went to eat with: eric and owen
x. Yelled at you: my parents
x. IMed you: ammanda
x. Sent you an e-mail: dont know
x. Sent you a text message: ammanda
Have you ever...
x. Said "I love you" and meant it?: yes
x. Gotten in a fight with your pet?: no
x. Wanted to tell someone something but couldn't?: yea
x. Been to Mexico?: no wut the hell is there
x. Been to China?: no i dont know wut they are saying
x. Danced naked?: for me to know and u too find out lol
x. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: i dont remmember
x. Wished you were the opposite sex?: hell no
x. Had an imaginary friend?: no
EXTRA STUFF...
x. Do you do drugs?: no way
x. What are you most scared of?: umm hights i guess
x. Where do you want to get married?: a church
x. Who do you really hate?: i dont hate anyone
x. Do you drive?: no
x. Do you have a car?: no
x. Do you have a job?: i wish
x. Are you for world peace?: yea
Stuff
x. Have you ever cried over something someone of the opposite sex did?: yea
x. Do you have a "type" of person you always go after?: yea
x. Song that's stuck in your head a lot: down with the sickness
x. Do you want to get married?: yea
x. Do you want kids?: hell yea
x. Do you have a crush on someone?: yea
x. What book are you reading now?: i dont read reading sucks
x. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: hell no
x. Do you sleep with a blanket?: yea dosent everyone
In the last 72 hours, have you?
x. Cried: no
x. Bought something: yea food
x. Gotten sick: no
x. Sang: no
x. Taken a shower: yea
x. Wanted to tell someone you loved them: yea
x. Met someone new: yea
x. Hugged someone: yea
x. Kissed someone: yea
x. Missed someone: yea
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Television:

espn and nesn
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Root Beer
Beverage (alc) ? nothing
Color ? green
Food ? macaroni
Item of clothing ? black button down
Meal of the day ? breakfast
Feature on yourself ? hair
Quality in a guy/girl ? personality
Phrase ? idk
Song ? By your side
Musical Artist/Band ? The Fray
Sport ? Baseball
Movie ? The Rookie
TV Show ? Two-a-Days
Radio Station ? 94.1
Type of Chocolate ? Milk Chocolate
Eye Color ? My Baby's
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? Yes
Smoke ? no
Drink ? no
Have any piercings ? no
Have any tatoos ? no
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend never!
Had sex ? no
Gone streaking ? no
Gone skinny dipping ? yes
Been to Europe ? no
Been to an island ? no
Had stitches ? yes
Broken any bones ? yes
Been stabbed/shot ? no
Slept until after 12:00 ? yes
Stayed up all night ? yes
Danced like a whore ? no
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? no
Turned down a dare ? yes
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? Joe G
Is the prettiest ? My Baby
Is the most handsom ? idk
Is the loudest ? Allan
Is the craziest ? idk
Is the most shy ? lindsay
Is the most loving ? my baby
Is the most understanding ? my baby
Is the most boring ? idk
Is the richest ? Zac
Is the most athletic ? Dougie
Is the most cocky ? Dougie
Is the biggest sex icon ? idk
Is the most wordly/cultured ? idk
Do you look up to the most ? my dad
Do you tell everything to ? my babe
Has the best clothes ? Zac
Has the best house ? my babe
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? yeah
Kiss someone of the same sex ? no
Cheat on someone you love ? no
Run away from home ? yeah
Lie to your parents ? yeah
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? no
Lie to your best friend ? no
Give a homeless person money ? yeah
Run from the police ? no
Bungee jump ? no
Sky dive ? no
Cross dress ? no
Be an exotic dancer ? no
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? no
Scuba dive ? yeah
Go rock climbing ? no
Go spulunking (caving) ? yes
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? rap
Bologna ? food
Hott ? my babe
Orange ? a color
Real world ? a show
Fuck ? a swear
Jack ? Jill
Cucumber ? idk
Hip-Hop ? music
Uniform ? my babe
UniCORN ! ? idk
Rainbow ? colors
Clown ? someone with makeup
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joseph Guarini
Birthday: febuary 25
Birthplace: ri
Current Location: im my room
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: five eight
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: 100% italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: nikes
Your Weakness: idk
Your Fears: hights
Your Perfect Pizza: anything lol
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make the baseball pale allstars again
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: were the hell am i
Your Best Physical Feature: my hair
Your Bedtime: ten thirty
Your Most Missed Memory: twelve year old all stars
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: burgur king
Single or Group Dates: both i dont care witch as long as im with her
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neighther they both suck
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuiccino
Do you Smoke: hell no
Do you Swear: sometimes
Do you Sing: if im in the mood
Do you Shower Daily: yea
Have you Been in Love: maby
Do you want to go to College: yea texas
Do you want to get Married: yea
Do you belive in yourself: yea
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: maby
Are you a Health Freak: i like the gym
Do you get along with your Parents: yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: stuped question
Do you play an Instrument: i usto
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea all the time
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a hole one
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no suchi sucks
In the past month have you been on Stage: if a football field counts
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: maby
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no u asked me this three times
Ever been called a Tease: no wut the hell is that
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: sleeping
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a pro baseball player or football player
What country would you most like to Visit: italy no dout
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blond
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: smaller then me
Weight: thin
Best Clothing Style: idk as long as she looks good
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: like fifteen
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
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