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Tell The World About You
Criticals
Name?: Jonathan Peter Woodriguez
Age?: 17
Birthdate?: april15
Gender?: im not not a man
Eye Color?: green or blue your guess is as good as mine
Hair Color?: brown
Height?: im propably about almost 6 ft prehaps
Lefty/Righty/Both?: neither
Some Stuff About You
Where were you born?: Kent
Where do you live now?: outside of new york
How many schools have you gone to?: 3
Any nicknames?: benches , j bird,
How did you get nickname(s)?: kaylarse is a nob basically
How many siblings do you have?: 2 of the bath farts
How many pets?: a lingering cat
Are your parents married/divorced/widowed/other?: el divorco
Do you consider yourself to be a clutz?: your mums a clutz
Do you like to be “in fashion” or do you have your own style?: i dress like the 80's threw up on me, or at least i try to
Favorites
Color?: blue
Food?: dicks
Drink?: tea
Ice Cream Flavor?: to cold for a brother to handle
TV show?: Lost or peep show prhaps sharpe
Movie?: A clockwork orange
Movie Genre?: horror or thriller maby comedy who knows
Actor/Actress?: sean bean
Book?: 1984 or animal farm
Author?: george orwell or terry pratchet
Book Genre?: comedy or political thriller
Song?: love will tear us apart- joy division
Musical Artist?: ELECTRIC EEL SHOCK
Music Genre?: Punk, Ska
Time of day?: time is in the eye of the beholder
Day of the week?: whos to say what day of the week it is anyway
Number?: what a stupid thing to ask
Place to be?: i am partial to the odd tupper ware party
Animal?: red pandas are crease munchALT+1!!1
Friends
Do you have a large or small group of friends?: i have 1 large group and 2 smaller groups
Who would you say is the craziest of your friends?: depends if you mean zaney or mentally unstable, but the answer is paul haines ieither way
Calmest?: scott when sober
Loudest?: probably yelding
Quietest?: toby the rock
Who lives closest to you?: mike
Farthest?: rob, paul, jak, jon, bill
Who have you known the longest?: mike
Shortest?: id rather not disclsoe my friends heights, zing
Last friend you e-mailed?: andy
Chatted with online?: yelding
Talked to on the phone?: John whaleson
Talked to in person?: scott n perrie
Have You Ever
Been outside of state?: why no, no i have
Outside of the country?: i'v never been inside the country
Smoked?: indeed
Gotten drunk?: im drunk right now , im not but i thought it would be funny, not my call to make i guess
Received a speeding ticket?: only for driving to fast
Been in a car accident?: i am a car accident
Been on stage?: yup
Dyed your hair?: yeh
Will/Would You Ever
Leave the state?: well if the right girl came along
Leave the country?: only if im banished
Rob a bank?: id bank a rob if the bear had a big enough heart
Go skydiving?: like a date?
Go bungee jumping?: probably but id require a certain level of pushing
Climb Mt. Everest?: why climb when you can not climb?
Move cross-country to be with the one you loved?: they would move to me cause they undoubtably love me more than i love them
Do You Want
A mansion?: OF DEATH?!?!?! absolutly no thankyou mister time share man
A fancy-shmancy car?: if by shmancy you meen shit, no
To be rich?: sure
To rule the world?: sure
To live forever?: with youth
To change something about yourself?: id probably make myself a little less amazing
To change something in the past?: id like to cough on some native americans
This or That
Pepsi or Coke?: pepsi
Warner Bros. or Disney?: roger rabbit
Wal-Mart or Target?: sainsburys
Chocolate or Vanilla?: vanilla
Burgers or Hot Dogs?: burgers
Black or White?: a combination of the 2 i call blight
Beauty or Smarts?: as long as she smells good and has 10 fingers
Phone or Instant Messenger?: phone
Handwritten letters or E-mail?: handwritten emails
Outdoors or Indoors?: out side of my house indoors somwhere else
Movies or Books?: films that once were books, thats a lie
Shower or Bath?: shower
Pie or Cake?: not fussed
Cake or Ice cream?: cake
Computer games or Platform games (PS2, GC, etc.)?: nes, master system 2
Random Questions
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?: your face needs a slap
What is black and white and read/red all over?: a book you hemroid
Why is it there are like 4 different brands of chicken flavored ramen?: cause you can have differant shit on your chicken you fucking anal rape
And why do they all taste differently from each other?: cause nobody likes you and you got bullied in school
Final Thoughts
What do you think of this survey?: swelltasticly avarage
How long did it take you to take this survey?: i ddient take this survey at all so no time whatsoever
Will you fill out another survey like this anytime in the future?: absoultly mabey
You glad to hear this survey is finally over??: all i know it my gut says maby
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