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The Whole F'in Show!

Alcohol is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

About Me

Im gonna change it up a bit. I am about as old school as they come, I wear mesh hats and listen to 80s rap, especially the Beasties and Run DMC. I can listen to the same song over and over for hours if its good. Partly because I dont like change, partly because I have ADD, but mostly cuz im too lazy to get up and change the cd. I am one of the most caring, generous, loyal people you will ever know. I have also been blessed with a great sense of humor. I can guarantee you have never met anyone like me. In a world of fake boobs and fixed elections, I am as real as they come. My motto is Esto Quod Esse Videris. For those of you who don't habla latin, it means "We are as we appear to be". No fronts, no shows, here I am, take it or leave it. My favorite things to do are write, sleep and take a shit....sometimes simultaneously. I live in Utica for now. I fucking hate this place. As soon as you come here all the motivation is zapped right out of you. Thats why Im moving back to NYC soon, by January hopefully. Im pretty laid back and can have fun doing pretty much anything, except mowing the lawn, i fucking hate mowing the lawn. I swear like a truckdriver and have anger management issues. If you piss me off I will make it my lifelong mission to fuck you. I enjoy watching movies and have actually starred in 3. Was an actor/comedian down in nyc when i lived down there. My dream though, is to sell my two screenplays. Been shopping them for years. When i move back down to the city Im gonna double my efforts. Hard to sell a script in a town where Charlie Sealey and Bill Worden are considered celebrities. Lastly, my favorite food is chicken, although sometimes there is no substitute for Chinese food and I greatly enjoy saying the words cheese, rigor mortis and torso. They roll of the tongue. Anyway,IF you wanna know more, my aim is beastieboy42 and my yahoo im is ra61_southmain. Lataz!


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

-Whoever invented the bidet!

Music:

beasties, run dmc, public enemy, alice in chains, bloodhound gang. g 'n' r. black sabbath, led zeppelin, sublime, rage against the machine. anything...even country

Movies:

Top 5 movie characters of all time. "jim, your the only guy I know who's dick needs an instruction manual". "back off lady, I'm a scientist". "It feels so good when it hits your lips" "hey lesbos...how they hangin"

"she's not that kind of girl booger". "why, does she have a penis".

Television:


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Books:

Anything by Alexandre Dumas... or George Carlin. Yeah, I know, night and day. Love reading about history and current events too.

Heroes:



My Blog

old school

Let me tell you about tonight.  I got home from work, beat off, ate dinner (simultaneously) and played poker like i do every night.  Got five calls to go out, but i honestly just wanted to s...
Posted by The Whole F'in Show! on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 01:11:00 PST

moving on

Gonna Keep this one brief until my next comical blog.  I have had to recently let go of any hopes of rekindling any kind of cordial relationship with a person who i used to consider one of my bes...
Posted by The Whole F'in Show! on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 03:01:00 PST

number 5....the worst swear word EVER!!!

have thought about this long and hard.  After much debate, I have decided that the worst word you can call someone in the English language is a RAGING THUNDER CUNT.  I know, it sounds like s...
Posted by The Whole F'in Show! on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 11:34:00 PST

number 4...this one got the biggest response when initially entered

got a new job this week.  your looking at the newest desk worker at Planet Fitness.  Im in Management Training Program.  Not a bad gig, all I do really is walk around the gym, watching ...
Posted by The Whole F'in Show! on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 11:24:00 PST

number 2...my ticket to hell

OK, this one might be the most evil, twisted blog yet.  Here it goes: I have never been one about religion.  People take it WAY too serious, hence all the problems in the middle east.  ...
Posted by The Whole F'in Show! on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 11:14:00 PST

Im back!!!!

just wanted to say that!  Im off the meds and my head is clear...finally, after a year!  Ive taken shit for depression, a.d.d., bipolar disorder, sleeping pills, painkillers, muscle relaxers...
Posted by The Whole F'in Show! on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 01:54:00 PST

short bus!

Ive come to terms with the fact that I am not right in the head.  I have always been a little off....but the last year or so I found myself becoming more and more different.  I tried to stop...
Posted by The Whole F'in Show! on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 10:07:00 PST

This blog is dedicated to Richard yozzo

Let me tell you about my friend Dicky Yacko.  He is one of the funniest mutha fuckas I have ever met.  He is one of the few people around who's mind works in the same demented way mine does....
Posted by The Whole F'in Show! on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:36:00 PST

tripping face

thats how i feel right now. im seeing trails, and i can barely hold myself up when i walk.  i also have some really weird but cool feeling going on in my head.  its an awake feeling.  v...
Posted by The Whole F'in Show! on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:11:00 PST

Mr. T facts

Chuck Norris isnt the only untouchable higher being on this Earth.  I pity da fool who dont read these Mr. T facts. > 1. 23; That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has> taken...
Posted by The Whole F'in Show! on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 11:42:00 PST