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Zoe fabulous

Hotter than your mother

About Me

I'm my own secret weapon, and a master of disguise. I have more wigs than a drag queen, and i wear them with sass. I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

well, i guess you could say i am interested in felching and running around my neighborhood topless pretending i am a pixie. if you're interested i started a group of pixie dancers in my area (Sunset Park). drop a line and we can take our tops off while eating our sundaes with a special thrill!!! oh my!

I'd like to meet:

someone with the sensibility of Hannah and her Sisters, Francis, and a dance partner.

Music:

Beyonce can upgrade me anytime, christmas carols, Francis and the Lights, Mariah Carey and voice recordings of connie hershey

Movies:

home movies of SEX! in my SEX ROOM!

Television:

i hate anime and love strangers with candy

Books:

Running with Scissors, White Teeth, e.e cummings, King Bidgood's in the Bathroom, The Lovely Bones, Harry Potter, T.S. Eliot poetry, Pablo Neruda, Middlesex, Franny and Zooey, Clockwork Orange, Rick Moody, Barbara Kingsolver, David Sedaris and other things that make me smarter than you!

Heroes:

the inventor of velcro and boy cut underwear, Dave Bermingham, and of course

My Blog

you know what they say....

if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me in video village! yes, it's my favorite activity, gossiping in video village while stacy and clinton trash some poor girls heinous ...
Posted by Zoe fabulous on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:12:00 PST

oh Francis

Four words: Francis and the Lights. an incredible band with a lead singer to drool over, both for his talent and his curly black locks. If you don't know this man, then you bes get to listening (see...
Posted by Zoe fabulous on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 10:06:00 PST

Lady of Guadalupe

I started a band with my wicked hot friend chauntel, creator of Mi Mesa and fashionista extraordinare. i know, i don't fuck around. We are called Lady of Guadalupe. We are a mellow singing group wit...
Posted by Zoe fabulous on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 06:49:00 PST

John Stewart and Friendship!

I totally walked by John Stewart in the West Village last week, while he was talking to his son about the moon.  fucking adorable!! But friendship is important people, let me be clear about this....
Posted by Zoe fabulous on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:15:00 PST

i no longer live in JP, MA

So my computer won't let me change my location, but please don't be confused, i now live in brooklyn and am interning for a tc show in the wardrobe dept. at TLC's Cover shot...yes it is that absurd. ...
Posted by Zoe fabulous on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 03:53:00 PST

Whitney is the girlfriend from Running with Scissors

She totally is! the mother's young hispanic hothead of a girlfriend. I say go on whitney, eat some pussy and love the bush, i'm not surprised.wow i love the sun. it's simply gorge out and the girls ...
Posted by Zoe fabulous on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:19:00 PST

I popped my cherry, and it bled all over the gallery

popped my outside-of-massart-gallery-show cherry that is. What can i say, it truly was a fabulous event at the Rhys gallery, and i couldn't have had a better opening. well, my art could have sold o...
Posted by Zoe fabulous on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 06:08:00 PST

under pressure

i still have not solidified my halloween costume...and the party is tommorow. it has to be good, for obvious reasons. i am a master of disguise. but these expectations are limiting the creative p...
Posted by Zoe fabulous on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 08:16:00 PST

atlanta is humid

wow i wasn't fully prepared for this intense heat and humidity.  i should have been but boston has been sucking some major twat recently and hasn't been above 61 degrees.  but anyway, i rece...
Posted by Zoe fabulous on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'm up too early

i've been getting up at 6am....when will this cease? fucking time difference, CT sucks and i'm bored out of my mind. only a day and a half till boston will hopefully entertain me to some degree.
Posted by Zoe fabulous on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST