You scored as James Bond, Agent 007. James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.
James Bond, Agent 007
96%
Captain Jack Sparrow
88%
William Wallace
88%
Maximus
83%
Lara Croft
83%
Indiana Jones
79%
Batman, the Dark Knight
79%
The Terminator
71%
El Zorro
67%
The Amazing Spider-Man
67%
Neo, the "One"
50%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mansfield aka the Kavorka, Josias, or Step-Daddy,
Birthday: Oct 15 1981
Birthplace: Pease AFB
Current Location: Durham, the city of angels
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Skate shoes
Your Weakness: women, booze, drugs or any combo of the listed
Your Fears: Bears, and Pirates
Your Perfect Pizza: bacon, chicken, black olives, mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Man-Whore my way to celebrity status
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: So, your place or mine
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I?
Your Best Physical Feature: my rippling buttocks, my charming wit
Your Bedtime: After/ During the sex depending how drunk i am
Your Most Missed Memory: My innocent childhood
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Single my friends know too much
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: there both good
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yeah
Do you Swear: fuck yeah
Do you Sing: ask every chick i've ever tried to sleep with
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: Sorta so i thought
Do you want to go to College: until i'm 30
Do you want to get Married: no
Do you belive in yourself: why shouldn't i, i fuckin kick ass
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: without a doubt
Are you a Health Freak: nah
Do you get along with your Parents: as long as i avoid them like bird flu
Do you like Thunderstorms: haha thats when God is bowling
Do you play an Instrument: yeah
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: an absurd amount
In the past month have you Smoked: everything but crack
In the past month have you been on Drugs: see above
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes waste of time
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not the whole box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped: nah, it was mutual according to the police report
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: its too cold, but i down
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: countless hearts (and some anal virginity, micah)
Ever been Drunk: does blacked-out, superhero shitfaced count?
Ever been called a Tease: the kavorka teases all
Ever been Beaten up: whoever says no is a liar, I'm pretty sure i'd kill you
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: something ironic, or sex
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Batman
What country would you most like to Visit: I'd like to go back to Japan, or Dubai
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: eh, green or blue brown works too
Favourite Hair Color: red blond dirty blond
Short or Long Hair: i've seen some sweaty bettys with boy cuts
Height: not some tall-assed amazon
Weight: little bit of meat I dig round asses
Best Clothing Style: not important (no emo kids)
Number of Drugs I have taken: I'm a bad person
Number of CDs I own: i steal my music
Number of Piercings: ears, used to have my nips and the masterpiece
Number of Tattoos: 10
Number of things in my Past I Regret: meeting women who eat enough pills to get full (psycho bitches)
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Music:
mostly older punk and hardcore, the sound my my name being screamed mid-coutis, the 80s POP is what I do my rockin jazz hands to, I've been known to rock harder than pretty much everyone i know
Movies:
300, Green Street Hooligans, Waiting, Haggard, Sin City, Clockwork Orange, ANYTHING with Bruce Lee, Fight Club, Rules of Attraction, American Psycho, The Program, and of Course The Notebook 3 JB your the sun that makes me shine...................... Brokeback Mtn 3 MB he really knows how to ride the PonyAnd Beaches Love you Bette!
Television:
Entourage, Smallville, South Park, ATHF, The Simpsons, Family Guy, the Colbert Report
You Are Gonzo the Great
"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind!
Books:
Muppett Babies Coloring Books, Anything by Chuck Palauinuck, Tom Clancy, or Bret Easton Ellis
Heroes:
Patrick Bateman, Tyler Durden, Leon Phelps, King Leodonias, Rick James, Blanche from the Golden Girls for keepin it real, and my Liver he's such a little trooper, My roommate for taking a face plant, not spilling his drink and then pouring it down his throat