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Mansfield the Dudebarian

Crush you enemies, See them driven before you, and Hear the lamentations of their women

About Me

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You scored as Tommy Lee. You are Tommy Lee!The Motley Crue bad boy who likes picking fights and wearing pvc and facepaint!.......Although you have the sense to film you supermodel girlfriend suckin you off!

Tommy Lee


65%

James Hetfield


55%

Ozzy Osbourne!


50%

Slash


50%

Billie Joe Armstrong


40%

Jimi Hendrix


35%

Kurt Cobain


25%
What Bad Ass Rock Legend Are you? *with pictures*
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My Interests


You scored as James Bond, Agent 007. James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.

James Bond, Agent 007


96%

Captain Jack Sparrow


88%

William Wallace


88%

Maximus


83%

Lara Croft


83%

Indiana Jones


79%

Batman, the Dark Knight


79%

The Terminator


71%

El Zorro


67%

The Amazing Spider-Man


67%

Neo, the "One"


50%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mansfield aka the Kavorka, Josias, or Step-Daddy,
Birthday: Oct 15 1981
Birthplace: Pease AFB
Current Location: Durham, the city of angels
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Skate shoes
Your Weakness: women, booze, drugs or any combo of the listed
Your Fears: Bears, and Pirates
Your Perfect Pizza: bacon, chicken, black olives, mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Man-Whore my way to celebrity status
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: So, your place or mine
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I?
Your Best Physical Feature: my rippling buttocks, my charming wit
Your Bedtime: After/ During the sex depending how drunk i am
Your Most Missed Memory: My innocent childhood
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Single my friends know too much
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: there both good
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yeah
Do you Swear: fuck yeah
Do you Sing: ask every chick i've ever tried to sleep with
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: Sorta so i thought
Do you want to go to College: until i'm 30
Do you want to get Married: no
Do you belive in yourself: why shouldn't i, i fuckin kick ass
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: without a doubt
Are you a Health Freak: nah
Do you get along with your Parents: as long as i avoid them like bird flu
Do you like Thunderstorms: haha thats when God is bowling
Do you play an Instrument: yeah
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: an absurd amount
In the past month have you Smoked: everything but crack
In the past month have you been on Drugs: see above
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes waste of time
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not the whole box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped: nah, it was mutual according to the police report
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: its too cold, but i down
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: countless hearts (and some anal virginity, micah)
Ever been Drunk: does blacked-out, superhero shitfaced count?
Ever been called a Tease: the kavorka teases all
Ever been Beaten up: whoever says no is a liar, I'm pretty sure i'd kill you
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: something ironic, or sex
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Batman
What country would you most like to Visit: I'd like to go back to Japan, or Dubai
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: eh, green or blue brown works too
Favourite Hair Color: red blond dirty blond
Short or Long Hair: i've seen some sweaty bettys with boy cuts
Height: not some tall-assed amazon
Weight: little bit of meat I dig round asses
Best Clothing Style: not important (no emo kids)
Number of Drugs I have taken: I'm a bad person
Number of CDs I own: i steal my music
Number of Piercings: ears, used to have my nips and the masterpiece
Number of Tattoos: 10
Number of things in my Past I Regret: meeting women who eat enough pills to get full (psycho bitches)

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Music:

mostly older punk and hardcore, the sound my my name being screamed mid-coutis, the 80s POP is what I do my rockin jazz hands to, I've been known to rock harder than pretty much everyone i know

Movies:

300, Green Street Hooligans, Waiting, Haggard, Sin City, Clockwork Orange, ANYTHING with Bruce Lee, Fight Club, Rules of Attraction, American Psycho, The Program, and of Course The Notebook 3 JB your the sun that makes me shine...................... Brokeback Mtn 3 MB he really knows how to ride the PonyAnd Beaches Love you Bette!

Television:

Entourage, Smallville, South Park, ATHF, The Simpsons, Family Guy, the Colbert Report
You Are Gonzo the Great
"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind!

Books:

Muppett Babies Coloring Books, Anything by Chuck Palauinuck, Tom Clancy, or Bret Easton Ellis

Heroes:

Patrick Bateman, Tyler Durden, Leon Phelps, King Leodonias, Rick James, Blanche from the Golden Girls for keepin it real, and my Liver he's such a little trooper, My roommate for taking a face plant, not spilling his drink and then pouring it down his throat

My Blog

Its Open WAR!............at work

a certain member of our sales department has fallen under the pretence that she is in some way shape or form my boss, this falsehood and insult will not go un punished I've already had a hand in runni...
Posted by Mansfield the Dudebarian on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:18:00 PST

I'm so hot i could be a robot

As futher proof of my awesomeness, let it be know my stunning good looks and chisled features caused a minor car accident at the Irving station in Newmarket. The Chick Made eye contact w/ me and conti...
Posted by Mansfield the Dudebarian on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:10:00 PST

WORST SUPER BOWL EVER

The Seattle Seahawks should be NFL Super Bowl Champs here are the reasons they are not 1. Clock Management Matt Hasselback and Mike Holmgren worked the 2- minute drill like a virgin trying to un-hook ...
Posted by Mansfield the Dudebarian on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 12:13:00 PST

I AM ALL THAT IS MAN

I drank myself stupid and got paid for to all those who stilll doubt me your time is niegh
Posted by Mansfield the Dudebarian on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 12:03:00 PST

The Offical Shawn Til Dawn Blog

Its on Kids....... Trivia Night tonight at Murphys come watch me drink myself stupid and make fun of people (maybe even ask some questions ) Tonites Catagories are: Saved by the Bell and Trey Parker ...
Posted by Mansfield the Dudebarian on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 10:21:00 PST