Stress Test |
My doctor wants me to take a stress test.I told him," Having sex over fifty IS a stress test.it’s like...your pulse is like up around 165 after30 minutes and you still didn’t climax,your h...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:59:00 GMT |
7 YEARS WITH NO CIGARETTES |
Y’know...it’s a milestone for me...7 years with no cigarettes.Yeah, I’m still drinking a nice bottle of cabernet once a week,smoking the occassional hookah here and there,drinking 6 ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:52:00 GMT |
DSL |
I'm on a waiting list to get DSL, so I'm stuck with dial-up.Dial-up is so slowthat while you're downloading your email,your screensaver comes on.It's so slow, even porno is boring.20 minutes between s...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 18:42:00 GMT |
I got my girlfriend to quit smoking |
"I wanted my girlfriend to quit smoking,so I took her to a hypnotherapist.He gave her a post hypnotic-suggestion:All your cigarettes are now penises.Well, it worked for Ellen.It worked great...She won...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 18:28:00 GMT |
The G-Spot |
I was browsing the airport newstand,And there, on the cover of Men's Health Magazine,it says: " Find the G SPOT...MAP AND DIRECTIONS INCLUDED ".I went, "WOW!"And I ripped through it page by pageto see...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 18:10:00 GMT |
Spanish Class In High School |
Who took Spanish class in high school?For those of you who didn't,This is how it goes:First, they send you home with recordsAnd they tell you to copy the guy on the record.The good thing is: what you ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 17:45:00 GMT |
Aricept |
There's a drug called Ariceptfor people with Alzheimer's disease.It's supposed to improve their memory.They just have to remember to take it.
Posted by on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 21:29:00 GMT |
Sleeping |
My friend said her favorite activity in the whole world is sleeping.She said, Out of all the things I love,I love sleeping the most.If I could do more of it,I would.I said to her,Have you tried sleepi...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 20:41:00 GMT |
Fosamax |
My 73 year-old mom takes a drug called Fosamax.It stops women from shrinking as they get older.But it has side effects:Fosamax can cause difficulty swallowing.A tiny little voice inside the head of ev...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 17:12:00 GMT |
Mardi Gras |
Ever been to Mardi Gras ? You see more bare-breasted girls in one day than a gynecologist sees all year long. At Mardi Gras, women do something really cool. You throw them FAKE JEWELRY and they show t...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 22:36:00 GMT |
