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Happy Elvis

Sticks and stones get shot through the telephone

About Me

UPDATE (Feb 24):

Hi guys. A long time passed since the last update. Nothing very new happened to me since that mega-cool Hockey Marathon where Mao's Blues rocked the stage. Now Mao's Blues is in the 'rest mode' which implies no practices whatsoever. One thing that makes me feel 100 times better is that the new Alien Ant Farm cd is coming up soon. Already the demo CD called '3rd draft' was recorded and - duh - I own them. Anyway check out the cover of the all new 3rd Draft and btw listen to the song from it called "What I feel is mine" (playing in the background).

I am soo Russian, you don't even know! Well I am not patriotic, its just how i act that makes me Russian. Well for example I could just start jumping around dancing the Russian dance.. Now tell me does that make me Scottish? NO IT DOESN'T! It makes me Russian! Just deal with it. And for now just go rock the rock and dance the booga booga.

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Name: Michael Kozakov
Birthday: September 2nd
Birthplace: RUSSIA!
Current Location: Israel
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black with a white spot (isn't that so cool?).
Height: Really tall.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Totally Russian
The Shoes You Wore Today: The old stinky ones
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Batman
Your Perfect Pizza: The kiosk pizza... rrright....;)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Passing the Health class.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Send me your homework
Thoughts First Waking Up: "hmm.. who put my toe in my mouth?..."
Your Best Physical Feature: My kidney
Your Bedtime: I wish i had a bed
Your Most Missed Memory: Before my tail was cut off, i used to chase it...:)
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE
Cappuccino or Coffee: None
Do you Smoke: Nop
Do you Swear: Depends on how cool i want to look that day
Do you Sing: birds are singing 'tralalala' while adam is fucking his chair.......
Do you Shower Daily: sure
Have you Been in Love: only towards monkeys
Do you want to go to College: Sure
Do you want to get Married: You better ask my wife
Do you belive in yourself: haha yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Totally dashing
Are you a Health Freak: i got a 63 on my last health test
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: nop
Do you play an Instrument: bass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: czeck beer;)
In the past month have you Smoked: nop
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nop
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nop
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nop
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: First i want to forget that i ever lived
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Make money
What country would you most like to Visit: RUSSIA:)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: A little taller than me
Weight: Rather skinny
Best Clothing Style: Don't ask me
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: in my world we download songs:)
Number of Piercings: Whatever
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2

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I'd like to meet:

I had the best time of my life meeting Incubus backstage, getting autographs, and telling Ben Kenney that I want to be him when i grow up :P And of course the kings of Rock'n'Roll - TENACIOUS D!

Music:

Ok. My favorite bands are System of a Down, Incubus, Pixies, Alien Ant Farm and recently I found about about a really cool band called CAKE!:)And here is the new Arctic Monkey Album!!!!Click Here to Share Your Music

Movies:

Worst Music Video EVER



I want to make a video like this when i grow up The Fight Club was a very good movie...

Television:

Favorite show: Everyone Loves Raymond! RRIGHT..:))) I don't like tv shows especially the ones with the prerecorded laugh track... such as Everyone Loves Raymond... *Hint* *Hint* I HATE THIS G-D DAMN SHOW! NEVER WATCH IT, EVEN IF ITS THE ONLY ONE THERE IS! Even the shows on the Fashion channels are better...

Books:

Da Vinci Code will do.

Heroes:

Spider-man if thats what you mean...