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David Campbell

I am here for Friends

About Me

Built from pure testosterone, forged in the Stygian mire among Satan and his cronies. I ripped the chains off that motherfucker and let him loose.

My Interests

Fucking, fighting, deerhunting with my teeth, crying when I can, laughing when I can't, snorting, chortling, knee-slapping, burning, throwing, tearing apart with my bare hands.

I'd like to meet:

Those who don't keep any fucking secrets. I want to meet the man behind the magic.

Music:

I only like music if it can influence my wardrobe negatively, just like you guys.Grateful Dead, Frank Zappa, Bob Dylan. Why did anyone else make music after them?

Movies:

Half-Nelson, Breathless, Taxi Driver.

Television:

KQED, History Channel, Discovery Channel. They're the only ones that tell it like it was anymore. You can't trust tv as far as you can burn it.

Books:

Paradise Lost, The Sun Also Rises, King Lear.

Heroes:

Not you. I know what you're thinking when you leave like that.

My Blog

California Poppies

It was earlier this morning. I cracked my paper neatly on my knee. Sitting before my breakfast I eased into the news of the morning. The headlines were unexciting. It was often difficult to separate i...
Posted by David Campbell on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 05:18:00 PST

Lolita

I know my hands are shaking, but please don't wake me.I'm measuring a distance between the moon and shore escaping.A field of beasts was crawling. Now they're recoiling and they're howling.A purple mo...
Posted by David Campbell on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 02:24:00 PST

Old

Light is pure until dark makes it dirty,A train conductor told me.And my friend the drunken carpenter,Hammered nails in the wood he sold me.I am a construction man. I can feel it in my skin.It stings ...
Posted by David Campbell on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 08:54:00 PST

American Whiskey

All around, olive leaves were beginning to twinkle as the sun slithered above the red tile roof. Its panels were made by immigrants, or maybe men from the country. They took the soft clay and bent it ...
Posted by David Campbell on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 08:52:00 PST

low

feeling pretty down. word on the street is if, and it's a big IF, my dad ever gets that goddamn kidney, there's fifty percent chance of stroke and/or heart attack. my mom said to the doctor that we&nb...
Posted by David Campbell on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 07:38:00 PST

Some Day

Gotta get right by Jesus. Gotta get right by God.I've got a debt and they collect and collect, and they never gonna stop.I've sinned my whole life against Jesus. I've been cold and I've been hard.But ...
Posted by David Campbell on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 06:03:00 PST

Protest Song

I'll sling paint at foxy chickens,Clicking down the sidewalk slab.I got this bad old headache,But please don't you keep me no tabs.Your heels need a trimming when they're sinking so deep,You're really...
Posted by David Campbell on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:15:00 PST

Hard Pressed

I've been hard pressed to feel any sort of contact with anyone else. Normally, this would be all right, but it's gotten to the point where I feel largely incomprehensible, and the possibility for any ...
Posted by David Campbell on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:08:00 PST

Looking at the Morning after Two Sleepless Nights

And the Thing came in here again. Chafing the razor down the left, then right Of his face he heard girls next door Clanking cuttlery in a clean sink, Speaking over the garbage disposal, Turning on thi...
Posted by David Campbell on Tue, 08 May 2007 07:31:00 PST

The Gap.

(.) (.) (.)Then out, through the door that watched me sleep last night,Like always, with a palm pressing through my chest.Already I feel the pull of its hooks throughThe Holes, from bed.And then stick...
Posted by David Campbell on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 08:06:00 PST