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Dee-Au-nii!

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About Me

One day a bird was flying during winter. The bird froze into a chunk of ice in mid-air and fell to the ground. A cow takes a shit on the bird, de-icing the poor bird. Now defrosted and warm, the bird starts to sing in happiness. A cat comes along and takes the bird out of the shit ..... then eats it. The morals of the story, not everyone that gives you the shit is your enemy and not everyone that take to you out of shit is your friend… And everytime your warm and happy just keep your big mouth SHut!! .. My LAdy Man ..

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My Interests


CRACKERS TACOS STORY TIME!!

I'd like to meet:



adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:


Gorillaz Beck Crystal M. Depeche Mode Devotchkas Letigre Bikini Kill Gnarls Barkeley Lord Kitchener love oldies + 80s' Fukin DJ IRENE!! Gravytrain!!!!! Guns n roses Metalica Yyys' Tupac The Police The Stills The pixies THE DOVES Rolling Stones NIN Radio Head TOOL Manu Chao!! Pearl jam Grand Master Flash The Cure M.I.A. STP! Unicorns Kidney Thieves Massive Attack Alice in Chains The Echo & bunnyman Queen,

Movies:


* Gia* Requium for a Dream* Amalie* Fight Club* Snatch* Seven* SEt it off* Napoleon Dynamite* Virgin Suicides* Boys Dont dry* If these walls could talk* Sid & Nancy* SLC punks* Detroit city rock* Cry Baby* Secret Window* Romy & michelle's high school renunion* Bowling for Columbine* Girl Interrupted* Kill Bill 1&2* Jay & silent Bob stike bak* BIg Fish* Pulp Fiction* Scar face* Eternal sunshine of the spotles mind* The other sister* train spotting* Run lola run* Marylin monroe and Norma jean* Full metal jacket* meet joe Black* Life is beautiful* Last kiss good bye* Monster* Harold And Kumar go to white castle* American history X*Crash* million dollar baby* Anchorman * Shaun of the Dead * beetleguise ** Team America Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!* Gremlins* nAKED Gun ---ALL * Hot SHots

Heroes:


Mighty Mouse, & BRICK;