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WIZARD!!!

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About Me

My name is MIKE, i work for the state of new jersey so that means im lazy and dont ask me to do a god dammed thing. HAHAHA. i like building and workin on big ass wheelin trucks. i put together that toyota in my pics and did all the welding work and shit all myself. i like gettin drunk and beatin the hell out of the truck on sundays. i like partyin and actin a fool. i dont take much of anything serious, im usually the guy you are rollin on the floor laughin at or with. im a big fan of wawa and thier delightful selections that i can order at 4 am when i stumble in after fallin off my quad drunk in their parkin lot. i dont usually drink to much durin the week, i have too much work goin on in the shop to be tartin out on the booze. i dont do any drugs, just never got into it. im full of usless knowledge and im usually the one who makes stuff happen when the shit hits the fan fuckin McGuyver style...........................other than all that crap, all i can tell you is im actually a pretty laid back down to earth kind of guy .. ....................................wheelies

My Interests

TRUCKS GUNS BOOZE BITCHES AND QUADS BASICALLY SUMS IT UP. buildin big ass trucks, HOAGIES, four wheelin, JACK DANIELS, ridin my 700 grizzly, gettin crunk as hell and actin a fool, fuckin fly ass bitches, shootin at shit, military trucks, drivin military trucks drunk, running from the cops in military trucks drunk, tryin to destroy my toyota for the entertainment of the corwd, and sleeping. ..
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I'd like to meet:

hot ass chicks, people who like the same shit as me, ugly bitches, welL, just about any females HAHAHA other tards like myself, and PEOPLE WITH TO MUCH MONEY SO I CAN SCAM THEM OUT OF IT!! oh yeah, and you.

Music:

i listen to just about anything because i have satellite radio and listen to music alot either drivin or crankin out work in the garage and the same shit in rotation gets boring after a while, but i mostly listen to the scandalous sounds of gangsta rap

Movies:

I LIKE VIOLENT MOVIES AND PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN

Television:

i dont watch to much tv. usually monster jam, southpark, pee wees play house, or the history channel

Books:

i dont have time to read but when i get a chance its either technical manuals, porn, or 4x4 magazines

Heroes:

captain jack sparrow, dennis anderson, big junson and people who dont use metric tape measures

My Blog

TONY LUKE'S

YA NIGGAZ!! I FUCKIN DEMOLISHED THAT BIG ASS FUCKIN BURGER AT TONY LUKE'S IN PHILLY TONITE. WHEN I WALKED IN PEOPLE WE CHOKIN ON THAT THING BITCHIN OUT.      I KILLED THAT&nbs...
Posted by WIZARD!!! on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 06:49:00 PST

DONT GET STUCK. MY PRICES JUST WENT UP!!!

THE PRICES FOR ME TO COME OUT AND SNATCH ALL YOU STUCK ASS BITCHES OUTTA THE MUD HAS GONE UP. IM TIRED OF BEIN THE PULL OUT NIGGER AND BEATIN THE SHIT OUTTA MY EQUIPMENT, SO IF YOU WANT OUT YOU GOTTA ...
Posted by WIZARD!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

toyota project

this is a 1979 toyota 2wd truck that i found with no rot at all!!!! i made it 4wd and ran it for a few years with the 4 cyl still in it and some 44" superswampers. in the pic it now has 25 inches of s...
Posted by WIZARD!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

THE WHEELIN GAME

what can i say about wheelin for all you kids who havent been introduced to the game.... well its not a poser hobby. its more like a lifestyle, and you either are,or you arent down for the long haul. ...
Posted by WIZARD!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST