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Adolf Bob

murderous_retaliation

About Me

introductions huh.. guna make this short, im tired need some fuckin sleep.---------------------------------my names j, im an asshole. your pretty fuckin ugly.. i like peanuts, and ice cream, and spinach, and fried liver.-----------------------------------------beer n anything with alcohol more or less, anti-lice sprayhair spray.. i pick on midget's fat kids cats old ladies and all the little furry animals at the pj's petstore. im so fucking lazy ive never had a job for more than a week in the 22 years of my life, i sit at home doing fuck all but play online games and talk on boring forums, but i piss down the side of my legg every time i go to the bath room cuz im so impatient... have to get back to sitting at my cpu staring at boring fuckin forums. i agree with everything you think, and disagree with everything you say. i fingered my dog in the shower after poirier strangled him for 20mins, to see how far his tongue would hang out. i love watching the "Call now" program, it's my favourite tv show. second to that is KINK.------------------------------- 3rd, discovery channel, animal sex rocks!! I think everyone in the world is a unique and special person, and far less intelligent than i. i rub dog shit all over my cloth's before i go to superstore so i can blend in better with the general public. i adore hair metal. porn. and basic human instincts, Food Clothing Getting Stoned Fucking and Shelter.. alright it's been 2 min's now, fuck this. good night. nice to meet you fucks---------------------------------------------------I have ZERO trust for anybody. TRUST NO ONE! i trust no one, yet love everyone. i hate you all. but i love everything about you. god help me. i am lost.---------------------------(Thus is frum a post I made on June/05, to a thread labeled, what are you doing with your life, and I figured. Thats a question Im going to be asked and have to answer a million and 55 fkin times in my life, so ill just get it done right now.)----------------------------------------------Drinking, Fxcking, Beer, Jack's, Women. Loud music. SOAD prime. Lot's of shit, screaming punk shit. Lyrics drowned out. A nonstop supply of unbearable mental Fxcking stress, depression, anxiety, and drug abuse. Occasionally picking on the neighborhoods nearest fat kid. Half my age and size, of course. Slowly flushing what's left of my pathetic pointless life down the fxcking drain. Eating whatever I can afford, Deluxe Kraft Dinner. Can's of generic tuna, spinach and fried liver. Constantly in fear of answering the phone only to hear some fxckwit on the other end breathe for four hours. Or answering the door only to find two child molesting bible thumper's trying to help me find god. Dont know why. I never lost him, but ok. Flirten with 16 year old gal's because they dont care what I do for a living and nowadays have nice lil fxcking rack's. Sleeping with best' friend's mother's. And sister's all in one week. Getting chased down the street with pant's tucked in my crotch by pissed off husband's with 67 Norwegian Remington that no longer fire's, But I know would cause one hell of a fxcking mind splitting migraine. Buying piss sample's off relative's so I can get a decent work my motherfxcking ass off grunt job, because I know there's no way in hell Im going to pass any test on my own, or even fxcking piss straight in the little petri-dish sized cup without hitting all the floor's and wall's and my goddamn hands. Some fat transvestite standing in the corner day dreaming about sitting under you drinking all that yummmy yellow fluid. Jesus Chrxst.. Fxck me is that gross. Consantly getting flamed by fairie's in their merc sl600 roadster, that their mommy and daddy bought them while im ripping around in my grandfather's rusted out 69 Abar Fia 00 olga (Letter's missing, Abarth Fiat 600 Volga). With a whopping 80km/hr max fxcking speed. Exceed that and watch the piece's fly. Covered in large decals to cover all the rust HOLES. honkign my little ERRRRRRRH. Horn at any half decent gal's only to hear PERVERT! FREAK! and posting in a forum in which i know absolutely NO ONE, in search of any little tiny bit of sympathy from anyone, only to end up with yet more flame's. Absolutely no sympathy. And more people to push me away saying, get away you twisted useless piece of shit.---------------

My Interests

likes huh.. more fxcking likes.. ok.. Aborts - absolut vodka and port, mixed = god Northern Lights- bxtchin mary Acid & acid heads, airheads, bedbugs, beamers, bingers, fiends, channel swimmers.. haha... cranksters, eballs, flashers (badass lsd, not naked bxtch's with small weiners.).. Fresh killz... Drugfathers(liek a godfather, but with morpjine instead of coke).beer? lol, haha.. huffer's n puffer's. uppies, Vitamin E, wiggers a wiggin, zombies, jaggers, jugglers and junkies, getten fxckin lit, meth heads, noss fiends, poppers, pushers and pullers, queeters, road runners, skid's, swishers!! omfg, creams*, T & V, heavy biters and nibblers..fxck this is boring.. uhm and sex/porn.. PORN. PORN. and uhm--------------B fxcking 40's (cigar laced with marijuana and dipped in thick malt liquor) and porn. and grandma's cookies.. and porn.

I'd like to meet:

ADOLF HITLER &; TITUS &; NAPOLEAN

Music:

humm, music,. any music.. ------------------ie:--------------- orgy, system of a down, 3 days grace, 50 cent, a perfect circle, acdc, alice cooper, chunk, smokin frogs, assemblage 23, pink floyd, madonna, audio slave, white snake, black label society, acrile lavigne, black sabbath, pod, skid row, trust company, deep purple, creed, tool, third shift, velvet revolver, korn, mushroomhead, slayer, slipknot, twisted sister, tricky, stained, rob zombie, white zombie, silverchair, saliva, seether, puddle of mud, pantera, ozzy, our lady peace, nine inch nails, roger waters, nirvana, alice in chains, bush, chevelle, clutch, cold play, evanessance, copyright, cradle of filth, D12, cypress hill, eminem, disturbed, earshot, finger elevan, enigma, dry cell, drowning pool, dokken, enya, rammstein, lynyrd skynyrd, marilyn manson, papa roach, gorillaz, mgb, fuel, limp bizkit, collective soul, nelly, icp, project wyze, sarah brightman, stabbing westward, t.a.t.u., tantric, nickel back, neil diamond, my vitriol, megadeath, metallica, george lynch, lita ford, zep, kotton mouth kings, guns n roses, godsmack, linkin park, howie day, def leppard, deftones, jay gordan, david allen coe, i mother earth, shania twain, rolling stones, golden earing, toby keith, abbandoned pools, aerosmith, atomic kitten, authority zero, offspring, oasis, bad religion, outkast, the beatles, xtc, billy talent, xscape, zztop, zao, 12 stones, 7 mary 3, warlock, grim skunk, wet wet wet, machine head, meat loaf motley crue, mxpx, mystikal, mystikal M, eagles, killswitch engage, lenny kravitz, outlandish, liberty x, ludacris, faith hill, daft punk, depeche mode, queensryche, dmx, genesis, green day, nazereth, neil young, n.e.r.d., santana, nofx, silk, suicidal tendencies, van halen, vanilla ice, swollen members, vixen, jonny lang, bad finger, bif naked, * BILLY IDOL, ace of base, * BRIAN ADAMS, hatebreed, jimi hendrix, isyss, jagged edge, human nature, janis joplin, ***JOHNNY CASH, kid rock, **Juvenile, tommy lee, liam lynch, living end, misfits, mindless self indulgence, nobody's angel, oxide, moby, pennywise, pearl jam, ra, public enemy, ramones, rancid, adam sandler, roxette, shaggy, rush, britney spears, tank, stong, tears for fears, 3rd eye blind, u2, twizted, zwan, yellow, union underground, wham!, vex red, VI-3, X20, kmfdm, ashley macisaac, ashanti, metalhead, as i lay dying, demon hunter, beloved, jars of clay, spoken, relient k, atomic opera, woven hand, virgin black, Blink 182, CHUNK, CHUNK, CHUNK, CHUNK, CHUNK, CHUNK, CHUNK, CHUNK ... i could go on forever, the list never ends. ANY* kind of music.. christfXck, maxx, asi, clitt, etc

Movies:

All of them Bleed at the nerves That take so long To wear downI'll play my soul into sleep I'll make up words that I keep Letting nothing go to anyone at allThis time I have made enough mistakes For you to bear against me Endure and break Our original ideals That let us down And betrayed our trust Like all your promisesI've seen the piece of shit alive in you Cause I'm there enough to be a truth

Television:

Its not so much the pain its more the actual knife Pretending that the picture is perfect I cut myself to sleep I close my eyes for a second and meet a fragile soul I scream to hide that I'm lonely, the echo calls my nameIf I ever.. If I never Make me understand the thought whatever Make me see.. make me be Make me understand you're there for meTake this life. I'm right here Stay a while and breathe me in Take this life. I'm right here Stay a while and breathe me inThe water drops just beg to hit me Why now? Haven't rained for days No time to play hide and seek I call upon you to take me on Break me down to pieces Put me back, do it right this time Struggling to fill this empty shell Burn my efforts in the end it means nothingIf I ever.. If I never Make me understand the thought whatever Make me see.. make me be Make me understand you're there for meTake this life! I'm right here Stay a while and breathe me in Take this life! I'm right here Stay a while and breathe me inThese thoughts burn a hole in my heart These thoughts will keep me feeling These thoughts burn a hole in my heart These thoughts will keep me feelingIf I ever.. If I never Make me understand the thought whatever Make me see.. make me be Make me understand you're there for meTake this life! I'm right here Stay a while and breathe me in Take this life! I'm right here Stay a while and breathe me in

Books:

Bite me.

Heroes:

ADOLF HITLER & TITUS & NAPOLEAN -FTW.. font

My Blog

Truth. STFU.

I'm sick of rants from ignorant, lazy computer owners who complain endlessly about being victimized by viruses but are too stupid to take obvious and simple precautions to prevent attacks on their sys...
Posted by Adolf Bob on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:30:00 PST

rant

I hate fucking beggars and mooches. My god damn phone is always ringing with people saying stuff like this" my lights are getting turned off I really need to borrow ( for you to give) me 200$. I do to...
Posted by Adolf Bob on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:27:00 PST

rant

Let me clarify something first. I'm not angry about smiling, or people that even smile all the time. I'm all for smiling if that's what you feel like doing. What sticks in my craw are the smile police...
Posted by Adolf Bob on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:10:00 PST

rant

Among the talkers who won't shut up are the ones who spit on you as they talk. What do I do, let the spit sit there on my face or on my arm? Give me some space here, spitter - BACK OFF! I like this sa...
Posted by Adolf Bob on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:06:00 PST

rant

i cant stand people who talk mess about you and they don't even know you! these boys always have something to say and it takes all the strength in the world not to take a pole and crush their fuc...
Posted by Adolf Bob on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:06:00 PST

PUSSY

WTF is with girlfriends who start sizing you up as potential husband material from the very first date? Can they not just go out and have a good time, instead of turning every date into some kind of n...
Posted by Adolf Bob on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 02:47:00 PST

FUCK ALL YOU FATTIES

Who wouldn't be angry? I married a slim good looking woman. Then the bitch started gaining weight like she was trying to be a Sumo wrestler. The pig! It wasn't just meals, she ate all the time, grazed...
Posted by Adolf Bob on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:55:00 PST

a series of unfortunate events..

ok. fuck. christ hate's me. it's not my fault he spilled various types of chocolate on half the world. so here it is. first my computer crashes. after 4 day's of fuckaround, i fix it. then my window l...
Posted by Adolf Bob on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:15:00 PST

give me grease

Im am so sick of hearing about everyone bitch about health and fatness and deem everything with a few calories dangerous and tell eveyone to watch what they eat. its all over the media and every fucki...
Posted by Adolf Bob on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:37:00 PST

fuck this shit. seriously

I fucking hate people who steal my parking spot. If its obvious that I'm pulling in, DON'T FUCKING SPEED UP AND STEAL MY SPOT! Good God, what the fuck is wrong with these people. No one get's hauled o...
Posted by Adolf Bob on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:23:00 PST