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Shane

We be doin' this

About Me

My name is Shane.I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. Children trust me.

My Interests

Skating, music, starbucks, movies, shakas, beach, driving, dr. pepper, music, games, cruising, sleeping, momosas, tv, filming, pizza.

Music:

Cake, audioslave, nine-inch nails, incubus, weezer, foo fighters, death cab, postal service, tenacious d, soundgarden, modest mouse, gorillaz, placebo, pink floyd, beatles, the strokes, queens of the stone age, the vines, red hot chili peppers, jack johnson, uh... yeah.

Movies:

donnie darko, waiting, napoleon dynamite, harold and kumar, 40 year-old virgin, the blues brothers, team america, south park the movie, king kong, american history x, sin city, pulp fiction, snatch, gladiator, cabin fever, roadtrip, eurotrip, crash, exorcist, the ring, seven, boogie nights, requiem for a dream, willy wonka, wedding crashers.... im always up for a good movie.

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, That 70's Show, Futurama, Scrubs, and of course CSI... anything on Comedy Central or Adult Swim. And also Band of Brothers rocks total ass.

Heroes:

Spears (what a badass...) and Dane Cook.