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Thor

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I started life as an elementary school home room trash can. My best friend was a pencil sharpener who saw a lot of action. He was always puking his guts out, and I had to take it all in...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Traveling Midget Hula Dancers from the Indonesian island of Flores. Doctor Tiki, Johnny Johnny, Lala and The Ambassador

My Blog

Guns for Grandpa quote

"I wanna go down on you and make you really happy. Then I want to come back up slowly, and fuck you real good."Yours Truly,Gas Prices ~~comment found on Graceland Mafia profile
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 18:36:00 GMT

Gram Parsons (November 5, 1946  September 19, 1973)

From Wikipedia :Gram Parsons (November 5, 1946  September 19, 1973) was an American singer, songwriter, guitarist and pianist. Parsons was a member of the The Flying Burrito Brothers , The Byrds and ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 16:57:00 GMT

Row vs. Wade: A Cajun Dilemma

One day Boudreaux the Cajun was out fishing in the swamp when he noticed his flatboat was taking on water. He looked around and saw he had quite a way to go before he could make a safe landing, so he ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 02:46:00 GMT

"Return of the Grievious Angel" Gram Parsons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7w8vIVnVhc
Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:14:00 GMT

LEONARD COHEN - Closing Time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrPEM2qc-j8From Canadian musician/poet/songwriter Leonard Cohen's 1992 album The Future. I'm not sure why but I love this song. Enjoy!
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:38:00 GMT

Bad Luck Wedding Ring

...Tomorrow I think I'll go over to the Bad Luck Wedding Ring Pawn Shop and see if I can swap a little karma.
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:12:00 GMT

Lemonade Springs

It got so quiet the voices in my head held a talent show. Dire Straits performed the Hokey Pokey. Bob Marley and Liberace worked up a version of How Much is That Doggie in the Window, in a green room ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 22:40:00 GMT

Blood, Oxygen, and Other Essentials

At 15 years of age, I learned three ways to choke an opponent into submission and, or unconsciousness. A pretty girl at school could smile at me and achieve similar results. At 19 and 20 I learned to ...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:48:00 GMT

The Whale

There was this big woman who came to the Goat every couple of weeks to shoot pool, get drunk and try to get lucky with a biker or bouncer. Occasionally she would snag a construction worker that had be...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 22:27:00 GMT

July 4th, 1986

The following story is true. Names and locations have been change to keep the Innocent story tellers safe.We were in Crest Top, my friend Ivan and I, drinking at the Grab Dice Bar. Another friend Art ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 22:48:00 GMT