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Maz

I am here for Friends

About Me

Bon viveur, nerd with geek tendencies, reluctant grown-up (mortgages and office jobs suck), slatternly regarding cleaning and other forms of this housework malarkey, beer lover (yes, lager is a form of beer, ye CAMRA snob ponces), recent-ish afficionado of red wine and single malt, aspiring geneticist, gig-goer, Butlins convert (ATP!!!!!), Magnum .44 admirer, heavy smoker, avid DVD watcher, LFC armchair fan, almost perpetually hungover (only mildly most of the time though), occasional idiot, midnight-hour savant, confirmed atheist, and I do not suffer bores gladly.

And one day I will have a sixpack. And not just a beer one.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who like going out for drinks and conversation about random entertaining bollocks.
Anyone in Leeds stuck for something to do of an evening? I will most likely be up for going out.

My Blog

The Physics of Nostalgia

I ran out of internet to read in my lunch break the other day (it was a ten course lunch), so out of the depths of my addled brain I dug out Electromagnetic Theory. So off goes Maz to Wikipedia and sc...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 07:49:00 GMT

I think I need to have an adventure

Life has been awfully mundane recently. Much as I enjoy going to pubs and that (no, really?), I sense something is missing in my life at the moment. Work/pub/sleep shouldnt be all life is about.But wh...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 08:41:00 GMT

Ho hum

The working week may loom, but before the depressing Sunday bedtime I do get to go to the pub, so Maz is still in weekend mode and all a-cheer. I'm going out weds/thu/fri/sat/sun this week - I'm not s...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 07:47:00 GMT

Must. Clean. House.

But first I shall have my 3rd cup of coffee and Nth fag. Because I am a lazy slattern.Off out on a chicks night with Zootie tonight, so lock up your sons/fathers/brothers/selves (if male, straight, an...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 06:34:00 GMT

Sweet, sweet pain

I joined the gym near work yesterday, and had my first weightlifting workout in absofuckinglutely ages. Squats, straight-leg deadlifts, bench, incline bench, close grip bench and upright rows. So toda...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 10:32:00 GMT

Excellent porn video title

Strap-on Sally 2: Bottoms Up
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 05:02:00 GMT

Return of the Maz

Right - I now have broadband again, and consequently feel a part of the human race. Or something.The forecast for today is boredom, most likely. Which I will attempt to cure by going to see some bands...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 04:41:00 GMT

Lift not thy spear against the Muses' bower:

Lift not thy spear against the Muses' bower:    The great Emathian conqueror bid spare    The house of Pindarus, when temple and towerWent to ground; and the repeated air...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 11:57:00 GMT

Another boring Sunday looms

There goes the weekend. I have nothing to do today. Well, that's not strictly true - I should pay a long overdue visit to the supermarket; I have been subsisting on crap food for way too long. I need ...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 05:33:00 GMT

I survived the parental ordeal

They weren't too bad, bless'em. They were none too happy about me being a single chick again, but heh, that's their problem. I got to see one of my mates from back 'ome while I was there, which was fa...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 13:36:00 GMT