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SHAWN (spp)

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

i live in roseville in a cool house in a cool neighborhood with some cool friends. i go to school in hopes of getting into radiation therapy which is in the medical field. i work in a hospital working in Surgery steralyzing and prepping up the surgical procedure rooms. your right, it is pretty gross but it is pretty interesting work that i enjoy. and i am by no means sick in the head. i love to write music and lyrics. its a great way to express myself and vent a little. but all work and no play makes shawn a very dull boy. so i enjoy blowing off steam by going snowboading, rafting, sky diving and relaxing and partying with the friends. love traveling when i get a chance and doing shit out of the blue. overall im an ambitous, hardworking, ass kicking, roundhouse kicking, judo chopping, cartwheel flying, chuck norris punching kinda guy. if you wanna laugh and have a great time just say "HOLLA"!"THE END"

My Interests

beer festivals, beer olympics, beer dancing and beer tai chi as well as river rafting, hot yoga, workin out, dirt biking, sky diving, fighting evil, being a ninja and cutting shit up, saving the world, kick ball, four square, stick ball, butts up. come on who doesn't play butts up still? i bet you still play butts up. whatever.

I'd like to meet:

some narly ass musicians with the conscience of a mad man. and maybe some damnsels along the way.

Music:

whatever doesn't make me bleed from my ears. so pretty much poka and wind chimes. those are actually pretty soothing. its like im floating away from my dojo into a cloud or maybe a wind chime that floats on clouds. ninjas don't listen to too much music. it makes us pretty emotional.

Movies:

christopher walken. need i say more? the dear hunter, the prophecy, batman 2, true romance, monty python movies, wedding crashers, so on so on

Television:

emiril cooking, discovery channel, a&e, animal planet, history channel,fashion design channel, infomercials, the white static on a tv with no reception cause i think i can see ghosts or it was a really fat mary kate olsen look alike, VENTURE BROTHERS, the office, vh1 country classics, oprah, ellen degeneres show, dr. phil, martha stuart living, charlie rose, sex and the city, any MTV reality show, laguna beach, the view, entertainment tonight, date line, 60 minutes, primer imacto, general hospital ok ok ok ok . i'm done. and i was lying about 50% of the time.

Books:

any book that can surround my imagination in an atmosphere that seems more realistc and peaceful than my own. so pretty much stephen king(not peaceful. more like scary), barry eisler, charles bukowski, peter straub, dean koontz, Falkner, Vanderguht and believe it or not tom arnold.

Heroes:

people who live their lives to the fullest and party everyday except on the sabbath. show some respect.

My Blog

how to get a stripper/pornstar

follow these rules and you are well on your way...1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better". this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.2. never hold her hand. this can b...
Posted by SHAWN (spp) on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 01:43:00 PST

you might die laughing so hard

 Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. Chuck N...
Posted by SHAWN (spp) on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 02:07:00 PST

revenge is bliss

my neverland consists of us not tied up and curled in the trunk of our emotions. you don't have to leave when you know your right. im staining your heart a deep blue and i feel so bad but i can't help...
Posted by SHAWN (spp) on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 02:50:00 PST

crimson sleeves

          Im slithering down your arms in currents that divide pulse crimson streams. cracks slit open with a legion of betrayed love induced chrome. im wa...
Posted by SHAWN (spp) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST