Voilà ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously asboth victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, nomere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant,vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexationstands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulentvermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious andvoracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; avendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity ofsuch shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily,this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply addthat it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
