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About Me

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My Interests

Music music music.... (writing, playing and singing it) poetry, writing short horror and erotic, hanging out.. scary movies (especially with zombies) and movies in general. Vintage costume jewelry. Reading.. laughing at little people. TV!!! Spending time with my disfunctional family ( I bet mine has yours beaten all to hell).

I'd like to meet:

The great creator.. a moment when I will know everything. Sarah Michelle Gellar, Rose McGowan, Marilyn Manson... and of course Maynard James Keenan and the rest of Tool and A Perfect Circle. Oh.. and Tori Amos.. shes sillyfied.

Music:

Tool, (Maynard is god and one day he'll claim our unborn fetus.. I just know he will...) A Perfect Circle.. Marilyn Manson, Cradle of Filth, Nine Inch Nails, Fuel, Earshot, Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, Smashing Pumpkins, Breaking Benjamin, Poe, Bread (dont laugh fuckers.. it reminds me of my childhood), Stone Temple Piolets, Alanis Morrisette, Concrete Blonde, Depeche Mode, System of a Down, Veruca Salt, Jewel, Lisa Loeb, Evanescence, Judas Priest, Lacuna Coil, Theory of Deadman, Morbid Angel, Pantera, Michelle Branch, Sarah Mclachlan. Ok.. that be some..

Movies:

Anything horror.. anything with zombies.. anything with carnage and gore.. (The more dismal and grotesque the more I love it!!! Hahaahaha!!!!) Monty Python, Batman Begins, Sin City, Underworld, The Wedding Date.. (shut up.. I AM a girl fuckers!)

Television:

Supernatural, Heroes, Weeds, Rescue Me, Niptuck, Drawn Together, Desperate Housewives, Adult Swim, Sex In the City, South Park, Medium, Anything disaster documentary, operation documentaries, (god bless guts and gore and eye surjury!!!!) reality tv, (tho I hate Survivor) Justice League, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Ghost Hunters (LOVE THE FUCKING SCI-FI NETWORK!!!!). Family guy, The Soup, I shouldnt be alive, Nanny 911, Trading spouses, Oprah and Dr. Phil... Im such a tv whore.... :)

Books:

Laurel K Hamilton, Sherilyn Kenyon, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Buffy novels, Justice League, Batman, Detective Comics, Witchblade, Darkness, X-Men, The Maxx, Wonderwomen, Birds Of Prey, o0o0o and the farside books!!! those things rock!!!!! Ok Fuckers.. Im done

Heroes:

My Dad and Nancee.. They are proof a decent marriage in our family can exist.. Also my Mother.. for starting all over again and again and again.. My sister, Debi.. for coping with everything life keeps throwing at her. Buffy the Vampire Slayer.. (She was fucking cool.. ok???) Any chicks who fight the good fight.

My Blog

Hows was my day you ask?

Today has turned out to be very crazy already. First when I woke up this morning I noticed my dog had had a litter of puppies.. the all look like monkeys and are already walking upright and speaking. ...
Posted by Patricia on Wed, 09 May 2007 01:49:00 PST

A New Song (for the old people I sing to)

I call this one "Cripple"... Verse 1 Im stuck inside this chaaair.... Breathing all this fake aiiir.... How did I get heeere??? Noone seems to caaaare!! (Chorus) I killed myself and I died... but thos...
Posted by Patricia on Wed, 09 May 2007 01:16:00 PST

Mothers Day

Ok so here is a list I thought up for great moms day presents. They will for sure make you the apple of her face.. or something like that. 1. A Chocolate covered monkey. (Real of course, she needs to ...
Posted by Patricia on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:22:00 PST

THE Glory hole?

Does this mean we only get one?
Posted by Patricia on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 02:06:00 PST

Morning For Bella (as told by my pretty k9 herself)

Today, I woke up.. I had a restless sleep and was ready to go outside and poop but my owner wouldnt get up yet and kept telling me to lay down and be still so I decided to lay on the floor ...
Posted by Patricia on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 07:29:00 PST

Fire In The Sky

So I was mowing the lawn today and I came across this village of small people.. (not little yellow road small people but like 1 inch people). Anyhoo it seems Ive been mowing over this poor tiny civili...
Posted by Patricia on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 11:57:00 PST

Gramseys funeral....

SoI had this crazy old grandma, we called her Gramsey. Anyways she died. She did however manage to live to the ripe old age of 72. Altho her liver lives on preserved from all the booze the old hag dra...
Posted by Patricia on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 06:16:00 PST

My New Job part 2

A new song I wrote for the ederly.. (who I am suppose to entertain for a living). This one is called "Good Touches" (Inspired by my documentary of dirty ole uncle Charles) I know youve grown so...
Posted by Patricia on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 10:16:00 PST

St. Valentines Day......

I know Valentines day has passed, but considering how my own day went I have decided to post a few pointers for all you. Hopefully you can make the most of it next year. 1. Do not take your date out a...
Posted by Patricia on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 05:08:00 PST

My new job...

Today I recieved very good news. I have been accepted as the newest employee at Sleepy Gardens Nursing Home. My duties will enclude singing and entertaining the residents. I have already wri...
Posted by Patricia on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 04:37:00 PST