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About Me

Well um hey I'm in love with King Kong. I tried to commit suicide when I was 7 yrs old but now I'm terrified of not exisisting, the meaning of life is betwen 1-40.. I'm a self-hating socially-impaired sexy young jewish boy. I enjoy a good corndog. he never had a life, he dosent even know what life is!! I'm a vampire..I'm I'm like Dorian Gray. I'm dead. I took the Bridget Jones quiz to see what kind of man Iam and it said I'm a hot slut that loves the chase but i beg to differ.. and I'm crazy..like pancakes on a grill. I don't know what I.. I'm agnostic. Psh and I'm dantastic... I'm a sick man. I'm a spitefull man. I'm an unpleasant man. I think my liver is diseased. However to be acutely conscious is a disease. A real honest to goodness disease. -Notes from the Underground

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

er.. um er.Well fellow depressives or alcoholists.. I don't care.. whoever.. all yall are just figments of my imagination anyway.. .. .. Well you should know I've developed a tremendous fear of little kids, old people,.. .. people of different cultures/races,but i do like to save all changes.. fat people, ugly people.. it's all pretty much self-explanatory.. but besides that.. nothing's sacred. everything's sacred... nothing's sacred. my country tis of thee.. votes or voltz? ..voltz or votes??huh..sam2003..god i really love america..I really do

My Blog

you guz.. i moved here sometime ago.. for christs sake.s

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendid=394848762 see if you like the place. : )
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 14:50:00 GMT

Beware the dog that thinks

mkay well heres some meanderings thunked by my dog Baxter.. "I am Baxter. I think that my life would be much easier if I didn't need people. Birds and cats, they don't need anyone, they trust nothing....
Posted by on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 15:46:00 GMT

I like girls like you that are empty inside. because i'm..um empty inside

i feel pretty. oh so pretty. i feel charming and gay 
Posted by on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 15:45:00 GMT

This isn't heaven. I recognize this place.

I'm gonna go to hell when I die. sing along. I'm from hell and I'm here to do the devils work goddammit. well lets see here i thankd god now lets see who am i forgetting ah yes..Satan! ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 15:42:00 GMT

relationships hey hey hey

relationships suck!!
Posted by on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 09:48:00 GMT

Alright folks its 5 o' clock and that means its time for the 5 o' clock stretch

stretch those arms legs and elbows
Posted by on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 17:00:00 GMT

moral hydration

I'm having an ethics crisis 
Posted by on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 10:52:00 GMT

O this toil of waking life

My life is hell!! Yeah it sucks pretty bad
Posted by on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 10:12:00 GMT

How to lose friends and alienate people

insult them.insult them. insult them. unless they hate themselves then you have a friend for life. 
Posted by on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 09:57:00 GMT

gay bingo at the pasadena animal shelter

anyone?
Posted by on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 10:13:00 GMT