Funny story, in a small place in a small town on a tiny street there lived a tiny man that went by the name Mac A. Roni. He was a peaceful little man you see he only did a little bit of drugs and only drank a little. When he was a young lad he noticed that he was different than the other boys in school and other........... little people. He got shit from the so called "Normies". Mac noticed that he was not quite as tall as the normies and a little bit bigger than the little people. He then knew that he was meant for something in this strange and dark world, so he did what everybody does, he moved to Vegas and became a dancer. One stormy night on the strip of Las Vegas three people were on an agenda, Matty, Messy and McKibblez were determined to see a midget show. After a whole day of drinking and gambling they were ready. When Mac got to the party he danced a little bit and he went down like a folded towel, a sudden heart attack and kidney failure. As he was dying he told his tale of womanizing and inner specie erotica to the three drunken horny fucks that stood over his body trying not to laugh as you see he soiled his g-string and puked a little bit on himself and he was farting the whole time. So in his honor the three fucks whose lives were changed forever made a band to spread his word of joy and happiness. Dwarf Among Midgets... We may suck but your mother swallows!
(Mr. Wiggles) "You know it only tickles"
