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*S'Murpher Girl*

A girl should always be 2 things; classy and fabulous!

About Me

"I say thumbs up to bars." Personal philosophy. Super excited about the sun and the fact that the temperatures are creeping above 60 degrees. Looking forward to bikini weather and lake swimming and Whatcom Falls jumping and horse showing and drinking on horseback. Layout made by tropicalparadice at CreateBlog.com . Myspace designed by MySpAcE LaYoUtS fOr YoU!

My Interests

Well, my name is Heather. I'm always up for good, crazy fun. I ride horses, and I'm currently training my horse, Roxy for Dressage and show jumping. I'm involved in worship at the Inn, which I'm real excited about, and I also enjoy playing my guitar and singing. Things I love: not being blonde anymore, The cursory "Pre-drink stumble",BAR(N)MEETINGS!, walks in the rain, sleeping til I can't sleep anymore, stars, dancing like a maniac for no good reason, going for long drives with friends at 3 am, going to shows (local music or otherwise), going to my friends' shows and cheering like crazy, Bath and Bodyworks Mango Mandarin anything, The Pita Pit, Thai food, Mexican food, road trips, curly hair, the smell of autumn, cooking for friends, baking, doing things that make my friends smile, coffee, the smell of rain, inside jokes, stupid jokes, the smell of Christmas trees, sunshine, flip flops, my electric blanket, singing in the shower, random acts of worship, randomness in general, being goofy, and I like sparkly things, especially if they're pink.... ;) I love to spending time with my friends and meeting new people. I'm currently taking a break from school at Western where I was majoring in Communications and I'm currently studiying to get my personal training certification. I take the test on June 23rd.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Adam Brody (my future husband), Paul from the Bible, Donald Miller, Beethoven, Janis Joplin, Albert Einstein, Oprah, Tyra Banks, GhandiFavorite Quotes (Famous and Otherwise): "You know what's confusing? Blow-up dolls. How do those work?!""This is a library! The only fun we have here is cavity searches!""Where'd you get your clothes...the...toilet...store?"~Brick- Anchorman"What wouldn't Jesus do?!""60% of the time it works every time." ~Brian Fantana-Anchorman"I can't sing when you dance retarded!" ~Me

Music:

Pretty much everything and anything. DAYDREAMER!!!(Local awesomeness!), CORBIN WATKINS (Formerly Corbin Gets it Right)!!!!(Local awesomeness!), THE PALE PACIFIC!!!(Local awesomeness!) THE BLACK TIE AFFAIR!!!(Okay,not so local to me, they are from NJ and they are definitely awesomeness!), THE LONELY FOREST(Local awesomeness!),Pedro the Lion, Elbow, Thirteen Senses, Radiohead, Late Tuesday, Anna Nalick, U2, Copeland, Fall Out Boy, Cute is What We Aim For, Panic! At the Disco, The Fray, Dave Matthews, Death Cab, Michelle Branch, Mute Math, Third Eye Blind, MxPx, Tyler Hilton, Jack Johnson, KT Tunstall, Brandtson, Paramore, Ben Jelen, Matchbox 20, Avril Lavigne, Kayne West, David Crowder, Ben Folds, to name a few.

Movies:

Nacho Libre, Anchorman, Talladega Nights, all of the Harry Potters, Superstar, Without a Paddle, Zoolander, Starsky and Hutch, Dumb and Dumber, A Lot Like Love, Wedding Crashers, Crash, Garden State, 50 First Dates, The Wedding Singer, Napoleon Dynamite, Narnia, Counseling Day...looking forward to Mall Robbers.

Television:

FRIENDS!!!!! Also, Family Guy (the old school ones are WAY better than the new season!) The O.C. Grey's Anatomy. America's Next Top Model.

Books:

The Bible is a good read, you should check it out. Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore (HILARIOUS- Go buy it right now!)

Heroes:

Jesus. He's my homedog. Mom & Dad. I also like Superman because, dude, there's nothing that guy can't do!!! My other favorite superhero is Yodeling Pogo Stick Man. Also, Pants Man and his trusty sidekick Shirt Girl. Defenders of Pantskind (and shirtskind) everywhere!

My Blog

I rode my pony today!

*I know, I posted this as a bulletin today, but in case you can't tell, I'm really excited about this!* I rode my horse for the first time today!!!!So, I imagine most of you are thinking "why is this ...
Posted by Smelly Pirate Hooker on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 11:03:00 PST

Heather and Michaela's excellent adventure

So, you all know us...or maybe you don't, but we're kind of nuts.  Last night Michaela and I got tattoos together.  She got a peace dove on her ankle and I got a kanji character for God on m...
Posted by Smelly Pirate Hooker on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 02:17:00 PST

And people wonder why I'm the one who falls down all the time!

Well, I just thought I 'd share how truly ridiculous I am!  So I was walking up the sidewalk from where I park to the church for The Inn tonight, and managed to trip on 2 sidewalk cracks in about...
Posted by Smelly Pirate Hooker on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 04:36:00 PST

What the heck is up with that?!

Okay, seriously!  Who tricks out a minivan?  I'm talking spinners, lowered, flame paint job...SERIOUSLY!!!  A MINIVAN!!!  What is the point?
Posted by Smelly Pirate Hooker on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 05:51:00 PST

All I can say is God is AMAZING!!!

Wow, God truly is amazing!  Not that I didn't already know that, but it's such a cool feeling when He reminds you!  I recently herad someone say "I love my life" and I found myself thinking,...
Posted by Smelly Pirate Hooker on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 01:49:00 PST

Getting over it and moving on

Well, I just don't know.  I want to move on, I think I am moving on, but it still hurts.  This was probably never a good idea in the first place, but I can't say that I didn't love that chap...
Posted by Smelly Pirate Hooker on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 11:17:00 PST