career change |
so i was thinking of changing my career again. maybe break dancing. i am not sure how great it would be. i think it would be hard life, i would need to pay rent in nickels and pennies, plu...
Posted by the greg on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 05:20:00 PST |
life as a gindaloon |
life is great. woohoo
Posted by the greg on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 09:59:00 PST |
i hate curry |
curry tastes like b.o. smells. barf
Posted by the greg on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 03:06:00 PST |
shrink |
A guy walks into the psychologist's office wearing only shorts made from Saran wrap. The psychologist looks at him and says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
Posted by the greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Ironic Poem About Prostitution |
When I was young and had no sense
In far-off Mandalay
I lost my heart to a Burmese girl
As lovely as the day.
Her skin was gold, her hair was jet,
Her teeth were ivory;
I said, "for twenty sil...
Posted by the greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
life |
i was talking to a friend and we were talking about what life is. we were thinking life is a time to love, that would be the greatest thing to give to someone. so life is love or vice versa. i just t...
Posted by the greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
my friend eli |
eli whitney was a good friend of mine. he invented the cotton gin, and showed me how to blow spit bubbles. thanks eli, you are rad!
Posted by the greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
dang |
why is when I get sick I have quivering butt syndrome? after I pooed I would check to see if there was an image of the virgin mary, thinking I could sell it on ebay. why do the side effects in some ...
Posted by the greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
sick |
darn it i am sick, i hope it isnt ebola or the aids. one time i got the aids, well the jumpin hiv to be more specific, yeah it sucked. my nose is red from wiping it so much, it looks like i put it up ...
Posted by the greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
yep |
Its better to be hated for who you are....
Than to be loved for who you are not
Posted by the greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
