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Go to Sea World, take my pants off

Get drunk, start dancing on the coffee table, and rip my top off!

About Me

26y/o living in Independence, Mo right near Kansas City. I just like to chill and have a good time; spend most of my time working and the rest usually at home!! I like to have fun doing whatever. I am a non-smoker! If you wanna know more just ask.Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. ____________________________________________________________ _________________ When I say... "I am a Christian I'm not shouting "I'm clean livin." I'm whispering "I was lost," Now I'm found and forgiven. When I say..."I am a Christian I don't speak of this with pride. I'm confessing that I stumble And need CHRIST to be my guide. When I say... "I am a Christian" I'm not trying to be strong. I'm professing that I'm weak And need HIS strength to carry on When I say... "I am a Christian" I'm not bragging of success. I'm admitting I have failed And need God to clean my mess. When I say... "I am a Christian I'm not claiming to be perfect, My flaws are far too visible But, God believes I am worth it. When I say... "I am a Christian" I still feel the sting of pain, I have my share of heartaches So I call upon His name When I say..." I'm not holier than thou, I'm just a simple sinner Who received God's good grace, somehow. ~MAYA ANGELOU

My Interests

riding my suzuki 750, jetskis, movies, just hanging out, sprots, football, basketball, nascar, i'm open to new things so what are your interests? __________________________________________________

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who is worth my time. Just chill, relax, be cool, and No Worries No Excuses . Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?"_____________________________________________ __________________________David Beloved : Hebrew You are an inspiring leader whose originality, creativity and wisdom are applied to creating practical solutions to "unsolvable" problems. Humanitarian and idealistic your vision is to make the world a better place and you will work to this end. Hardworking and tenacious people admire you for your honesty and integrity. You are a loved and loyal friend and partner. Your have the potential to achieve enormous success in the world. ____________________________________________________________ ___________http://www.medalofhonor.com/NavyMedicalDepartment .htm ____________________________________________________________ ___________ Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Terrorism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

I'm a Lifer!


To you, a job is what pays the bills. You put in your hours, follow the rules, and then go home. Occasionally, you consider quitting, but then you think of how bad the job market is and you reconsider. Whatever happiness you get, you get from your life outside the workplace. Relationships, family, hobbies, and outside creative pursuits are what really matter to you. You're probably taking this test at work because you don't have anything better to do.

Talent: 44%
Lifer: 64%
Mandarin: 44%

Take the Talent, Lifer, or Mandarin quiz.

I'm a Chevrolet Corvette!


You're a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive. You're all about winning the race and getting the job done. While you have a practical everyday side, you get wild when anyone pushes your pedal. You hate to lose, but you hardly ever do.
Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

Music:

everything from country to rap and everything in between...i like it all_________________________________________________________ __

Movies:

I'm a movie junkie!
You Know You're From Indiana When...
You drive for three hours and the scenery outside doesn't change.There's three feet of snow on the ground and school is still in session.You only go to the mall once a year 'cause it takes too long to get there.While driving all you see is corn.People still have Christmas decorations up at Easter.You start saying to yourself "More than corn in Indiana my butt."Anyone with a cell phone looks out of place.Walking through Wal-Mart with two carts full of kids is normal.Wnyone with a tan is rich.The hip hang-out place is McDonald's.There really is more than corn in Indiana. There?s soybeans, too.When you plan an orgy and a Euchre game breaks out.A restaurant has an invisible wall in the non-smoking section and you believe it works.Speeding consists of 2 miles over the speed limit.You think you don't have to use a turn signal on your car because you don't use it on your tractor.You build your dream house on a cornfield, and you considered it posh.You warsh your clothes and you think George Warshington was the first president.You're proud to be called a Hoosier, even if you don't know what one is.You have no problem spelling or pronouncing "Terre Haute"Detassling was your first job. Bailing hay, your second. You can stack hay, swim in the pond to clean off, and then have the strength to play a couple of games of hoops all in the same day.You say things like "catty-wumpus" and "kitty-corner".You own a dirtbike or a ATV.You live in a city ... and there's a cornfield in your backyard. High school basketball game draws a bigger crowd on the weekend nights than movie theaters.You can see at least 2 basketball hoops from your yard.You can name every one of Bob Knight's "exploits" over the last few years.You shop at Marsh.Damon Bailey was your childhood hero.The biggest question of your youth was "IU or Purdue?"Indianapolis is the "big city"."Getting caught by a train" is a legitimate excuse for being late to school.People at your high school chewed tobacco.Everyone knows who the town cop is, where he lives, and whether he is at home or on duty.You actually know what the CART vs IRL debate is about and have taken a side.To you, a raccoon is simply a "coon".The vehicle of choice in your area is not a car, but a pickup.Someone you know is BIG John Mellencamp fan.You've been to the Covered Bridge Festival.To you, a tenderloin is not an expensive cut of beef, but a big, salty, breaded piece of pork served on a bun with pickles.You call a green bell pepper a "mango".Sometimes, you call the toilet the "commode" or the "stool".In the fall, one of your favorite pranks was corning cars.You know what FFA and 4H stand for.You know what chip-and-seal is, and your high school was located on just such a road.You go the county fair every night of it's week-long duration.You can say "French Lick" without laughing out loud.There's actually a college near you named "Ball State."The last "g" is silent in any word ending in "ing."You think the state Bird is Larry.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Indiana.
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You Know You're From North Carolina When...
You've gotten used to the smell of cow manure on a car trip to Raleigh.Saying "y'all" isn't just a cute expression; it actually means something.There are big labrador retrievers in the back of every truck.You give directions using KFC and Waffle House as landmarks.You still see Dale Earndheart tributes on cars.You can't imagine life without Bojangles' sweet tea Your annual church fundraiser always deals with bbq and potato saladYou have a sunburn from May to OctoberYour 'heavy winter clothing' consists of some turtleneck sweaters, a fuzzy jacket, and your daddy's bootsYour family has fried chicken once a weekYou can tell the difference between cotton fields and tobacco fields while drivingOne of your neighbors has a confederate flag hanging on their front porchThose "damn yankees" are taking over your school/church/workplace/neighborhood...You've been "properly raised", and yankees love it when they hear you say "ma'am" and "sir"You get your carbs from biscuits, rolls, pancakes, and gritsYou know the difference between a "redneck" and a "hick".You own at least one surf shop or seafood restaurant shirts.No matter what those people in ohio say, we are still "first in flight"The Coca-Cola 600 is as big as the Super BowlYou prefer Chick-fil-a to KFCYou know pastry is a chicken stew, not a dessert item.Every time you visit someone you?re offered something to eat and a glass of tea.Your granddaddy always wore overalls and your grandma always wore an apron.In summer you have home-grown tomatoes with every meal.When it rains and the creek rises, everyone gathers to see how high it rose.You know that "chunk" the ball means to throw it.You've had a burger "all the way" - chili and slaw on it.You can recognize a copperhead and your heart drops when you see one.You have at least one relative that raises collards. Your folks have taken trips to the mountains to look at leaves.Your school classes were cancelled because of a hurricane.You know Krispy Kreme makes the best doughnut.You have an opinion about UNC. You went there and loved it, or you hate everyone who did.You know the best BBQ is found in LexingtonYou would rather eat at Bojangles's than McDonald'sYou have actually uttered the phrase "It's too hot to go to the pool"You faithfully drink Pepsi or Mt. Dew everyday of your life.You have your own secret bbq sauce.You or your neighbors have more hunting dogs than you have family members.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from North Carolina.
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Television:

simpsons, CSI, the Wire, king of the hill, alias, nypd blue, las vegas, The Shield, that 70's show, the WB, law and order, ER, Dramas, and whatever is on

Books:

Did you know that those who appear to be very strong in heart, are real weak and most susceptible?Did you know that those who spend their time protecting others are the ones that really need someone to protect them?Did you know that the three most difficult things to say are: I love you, Sorry, and Help me.Did you know that those who dress in red are more confident in themselves?Did you know that those who dress in yellow are those that enjoy their beauty?Did you know that those who dress in black, are those who want to be unnoticed and need your help and understanding?Did you know that when you help someone, the help is returned in two-fold?Did you know that it's easier to say what you feel in writing than saying it to someone in the face? But did you know that it has more value when you say it to their face?Did you know that if you ask for something in faith, your wishes are granted?Did you know that you can make your dreams come true, like falling in love, becoming rich, staying healthy, if you ask for it by faith, and if you really knew, you'd be surprised by what you could do.But, don't believe everything I tell you, until you try it for yourself, if you know someone that is in need of something that I mentioned, and you know that you can help, you'll see that it will be returned in two-fold. ______________________________________________________..

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Which Griffin Family Guy Character are you?

Stewie
You are smarter than most of those surrounding you, yet it is wasted on heinous projects. You demand alot and kick ass when you dont get it.
Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.comGood morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our Freedom...from Tyranny, Oppression, or Persecution...and from Terrorism. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

Heroes:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: David
Birthday: 17 Nov. 1980
Birthplace: Carmel, Indiana
Current Location: Kansas City, Mo
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish, German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Justin Boots
Your Weakness: candy, country girls
Your Fears: Nothing comes to mind
Your Perfect Pizza: Extra Extra cheese, sausage, pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Work on my degree
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Whats up
Thoughts First Waking Up: Bike day or Truck day
Your Best Physical Feature: umm yeah whatever you say
Your Bedtime: 11pm
Your Most Missed Memory: Summers in Florida
Pepsi or Coke: Cherry Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Bud Lite
Chocolate or Vanilla: ummm depends what it is
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Do you Smoke: NO
Do you Swear: Try not to
Do you Sing: sometimes; mostly if nobody is paying attention
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yeah
Do you want to go to College: Yup
Do you want to get Married: hey it could happen~cough
Do you belive in yourself: sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: no not really
Do you think you are Attractive: to somebody somewhere
Are you a Health Freak: not so much
Do you get along with your Parents: sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES
Do you play an Instrument: NOOOOO
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES
In the past month have you Smoked: NOPE
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NOPE
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NOPE
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Once or twice i think
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: YEP
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NOPE
In the past month have you been on Stage: NOPE
In the past month have you been Dumped: NOPE
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NOPE
Ever been Drunk: oh once or twice!
Ever been called a Tease: i dont think so
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: Old
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Never gonna grow up!
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan, Philipines, Qatar again; Spain, South American Countries
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: doesnt matter
Weight: more athletic or average/slim/slender types
Best Clothing Style: spring dresses, country, any
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: far too many to count
Number of Piercings: me=none, her=any
Number of Tattoos: me=none, her=any
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Dont regret the past!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!____________________________________________ Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.~Albert Einstein ____________________________________________________ Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.

My Blog

Robert F. Kennedy Speech April 5, 1968

City Club of Cleveland, Cleveland, Ohio April 5, 1968 Mr Chairmen,Ladies And Gentlemen This is a time of shame and sorrow. It is not a day for politics. I have saved this one opportunity, my onl...
Posted by Go to Sea World, take my pants off on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:02:00 PST

Veterans Day

It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you. ~Dick CheneyIn the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cau...
Posted by Go to Sea World, take my pants off on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 12:04:00 PST

I'm no stranger to Shame

I'm no stranger to shame I've got little to blameYou sent for me and so I came I'll come runnin' when you call my name Cuz I'm no stranger, I'm no stranger to shame I said I'm no stranger, I'm no stra...
Posted by Go to Sea World, take my pants off on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:20:00 PST

My Kind of Music

Ray Scott:   Oh, I met this girl I swear was close to perfect.I could see the ring, the dress, and the whole nine yards.I had a country station on and she reached and turned it.Said she couldnt s...
Posted by Go to Sea World, take my pants off on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 06:38:00 PST

December 7, 1941

Franklin D. Roosevelt's Infamy Speech December 8, 1941Yesterday, December 7, 1941 - a date which will live in infamy - the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and ...
Posted by Go to Sea World, take my pants off on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 04:21:00 PST

Full Metal Jacket

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. ...
Posted by Go to Sea World, take my pants off on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 04:30:00 PST

In The Garden

In the Garden Verse 1 I come to the garden alone, While the dew is still on the roses; And the voice I hear, falling on my ear, The Son of God discloses. Chorus And He walks with me, And He talks ...
Posted by Go to Sea World, take my pants off on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 04:28:00 PST

the longest survey ever!

Personal...1. Full Name: David Charles @$@^^%.. Jr2. Nicknames: sh0rty, baby-d3. Birthday: Nov. 17, 19804. Place of Birth: Noblesville, IN5. Zodiac Sign: Scorpio6. Male or Female: Male7. Eye Color: Bl...
Posted by Go to Sea World, take my pants off on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 10:14:00 PST

opinion from Andy Rooney...

Andy Rooney ! said on "60 Minutes" I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the Unite...
Posted by Go to Sea World, take my pants off on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 04:38:00 PST

ALL GROWN UP

25 SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE GROWN UP1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.4. 6:00 ...
Posted by Go to Sea World, take my pants off on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST