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Ape Unit

About Me

TOOLS.
NOT TOYS.

ENGRAVERS.
BULLDOZERS.
SPINEBENDERS.
DEATH DEALERS.

WHITE TRASH SLOBS VS. HIPPIES.

EVERYDAY IS WAR IN MIAMI.

MUSIC SUCKS EVEN WITHOUT US.


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Music:

Member Since: 5/14/2008
Band Website: [email protected]
Band Members: THE INTELLIGHENTIA:

MARIUSGRINDER: the singer.

REVEREND EDWARD GOMORRA: electric guitars/ta-ta.

SOVIET: soviet. Bass cadet.

MARCOS LOS ANGELES VERSION 6.9: drums, keeper of darkness.

THEOBALD: image man choosing death, mexican food.
Influences: White Collar Crimes. NO MORE LOUD MUSIC. The Smiths. 45 min. of terror by the sea. Eric Stanton's comicbooks. NO MORE MUSIC. Iron Monkey. Miami. Johnny Pain. HC Shoes. Charles Bronson. Japanese dude. The Assfuck Orchestra. Complete lack of remorse. NO MUSIC.
Sounds Like: Nothing. We hate music.
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

THE WORST THING IN MUSIC IS PEOPLE PLAYING IT.

ALCUNE SEMPLICI REGOLE DA SEGUIRE PER ASSISTERE AL CONCERTO DELLA APE UNIT.1. NON SONO CONCESSI APPLAUSI E CORI DA STADIO SUI RITORNELLI. SE DOVETE FARE COMMENTI URLATE COSE TIPO "SCHIFO", "CHEMMERDA"...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 04:52:00 GMT

Music Sucks.

Hey there, nothing really happens these days. Nothing really matters anyway. We're in a permanent war in a place where emo kids should be bent over and beaten up with a Stihl gas fueled jigsaw. War. ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 03:24:00 GMT

New Song

The new kickass song from the Ape is Panic In Gerbola. The worst is yet to come. Grindcuore, sole, amore.
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:23:00 GMT

New Rock Renaissance and assorted bullshit like this.

The Ape speaks: so, brothers of ignorance and vintage worshippers assholes, three new beautiful tunes and a kick-ass cover of Peace Thru War by EHG (for those who don't know who they are go fuck yours...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 06:16:00 GMT