just so you know |
My long time girlfriend Anna (redtomatopie) and I are getting married. I know all you ladies will miss riding the love train to Christown. i know this will be a rough time for you and might take...
Posted by Contra Boy on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 12:37:00 PST |
A pirates life. |
set up: for those of you who have never been to my place, i have a small apartment/duplex. there broke down into two apartments per building one going left to right, the other up and down with a...
Posted by Contra Boy on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 05:19:00 PST |
Shivering under the unicorn blanket |
things that can fuck off! a love letter
the fleas that got back into the appartment, the fucking cats that brought them in (you know who you are!) the gas companies, my car (that ...
Posted by Contra Boy on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 04:53:00 PST |
Slacking off is hard to do. |
So yeah im just thinking out loud here so if it makes your mind leak out your ears then im sorry.
1) I love Anna. As much as i loved living in my own stink for the last 10 years, i love you...
Posted by Contra Boy on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:56:00 PST |
To the hookers that want to be my friend |
Stop trying to be my friend, i dont know you. yes you have a nice rack, and i would like to rub my face in them, but what the fuck?! i don't live in St. Louis, or B.C., or the god damn sunshine state....
Posted by Contra Boy on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:17:00 PST |
I should have got to second base with Winnie Copper |
I really should have, but that asshat Kevin had to go and cock block me. like i'm some bitch. like he's hot shit or something. what is he like 5 foot duce. i mean come on! i'm a grown man with s...
Posted by Contra Boy on Tue, 23 May 2006 05:36:00 PST |
Stolen from Steph. |
1. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the Earth? Toby Keith. fuck that guy!2. How do you flush the toilet in public? Foot3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?...
Posted by Contra Boy on Wed, 03 May 2006 05:07:00 PST |
i've been taged.... |
I have been "tagged" so I must divulge 6 things that people may not know about me.
1. I have a insane fear of hights.
2. I'm a fan of buffy the vampire slayer
3. i'm "true" left handed. meaning my ri...
Posted by Contra Boy on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 03:41:00 PST |
Fuck Work |
Sometime I really wish I was retarded. you know, making Bird houses, drinking Diet Dr. Pepper, eating Fudge, Retarded.....that's all i got
Cheers Monkeys.
Posted by Contra Boy on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 05:06:00 PST |
Something Smells |
First i cant poop, now i cant stop. damn you!!!!! i wont bore you with the details but lets just say a panda bear clawed up my low intestened and now cant find its way back. i can hear it up the...
Posted by Contra Boy on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 04:50:00 PST |
