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Yakob

Fucking Hippies!

About Me

ok, im getting sick of writing these shitty 'about me's. cause they realy are quite shitty. im yakob, i ride mutherfuckin bmx.....and so should you! that mole on my left testicle that looks like john major has cleared up now, thanks for asking. i dont know where all these stories about me punching women(and breaking thier jaws) came from cause i only hit little boys. iM nOT sTONED oFFICER, HOnEST!
Your Bike Setup
Frame Terrible One Ruben
Fork Wethepeople Everlast
Headset FSA Pig
Stem Standard top loader
Bars Sunday Tudor
Grips Animal Edwin
Brake Lever Have you ever grabbed a lever after a barspin?
Brake cable Or a cable?
Brakes .........
Pedals Odyssey Jim C's
Crank Primo Powerbites (my favorite cranks by far)
Bottom Bracket Superstar Spanish
Sprocket Mankind 36t (fuck microdrive.....in the arse)
Chain KMC
Seat Bicycle Union
Seatpost Odyssey Intac
Seatpost Clamp Hoffman
Front Tire Primo Dirt Monster
Front Rim Odyssey Hazard Lite
Front Hub Fly
Front Spokes ? (36)
Rear Tire Demolition Zepplin
Rear Rim Sun Big City Lite
Rear Hub Gsport Homer
Rear Spokes DT swiss
Freewheel/Cog Odyssey 13t LHD
Pegs Odyssey G.I.
Special Mods I scratch and dent my bike to make it look like I ride it.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!If you read this far, you clearly have some serious boredom issues.

My Interests

I am interested in absolutely everything.....super noodles, door handles, blue paint, cordless telephones, toast(white and brown) gargoyles, philips screwdrivers, AAA batteries and dandilions. Sometimes i spend hours at a time, staring at the patterns in my woodchip wallpaper(which is lilac by the way,because i cant be bothered to redecorate) because i find it so stupendously interesting....

Music:

The Clash, The Ramones, most other bands with 'The' at the begining, Op Ivy, Crimpshrine, Social Distortion, Crass, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, The Fall etc, etc, yadda yadda yadda

Movies:

generic cult 'classics', you know...

Television:

Television is for Americans and housewives. I am neither.

Books:

HEY SUBURBIA. DESPITE EVERYTHING. WHERE'S WALLY? BIFF AND CHIP. SPOT THE DOG

Heroes:

MATT BERINGER!!!!!!

My Blog

Nottingham Kicks Ass

Blog? What does that stand for anyway? Nevermind. I just got back from Nottingham (thats a long drive) where I went to visit a friend for his birthday.  When we first arrived I noticed that&...
Posted by Yakob on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 03:09:00 PST