About Me
Bohemian vagabonds - "men with a vagrant strain in the blood, a natural inquisitiveness about the world beyond their doors."
I'm sean alexander. I have 3 friends.. and that's it! they are called imaginary friend 1, imaginary friend 2 and imaginary friend 4.. I killed imaginary friend 3 with a jack hammer so I would have had 4 friends if I didn't do that... sometimes I regret it, but then i think about all the bad times I had with him, and imaginary friends 1 and 2 told me to do it. I met imaginary friend 4 at uni, he's an art-type, he studies art at my uni. We live together, he sleeps on the floor next to my bed, and sometimes I wake up in a morning to find him sucking on my toes, which can get annoying, but he draws me nice pictures to compensate, so i'm not gonna kill him until he gets arthritis and cannot draw nice pretty pictures anymore... just like when my dad got arthritis and stopped playing games with me, I decided I'll just drive him crazy for about 10 years, his sentence has been served. My mum never got arthritis so I had to find another reason to drive her crazy, so i came up with this reason... Once when I was like 8, she thought it would be funny to shave off all my hair APART FROM THE FRINGE!! true story. Ive seen the pictures. Her sentence is on going.
...Enough with the bullshit!
I study criminology and sociology at northumbria uni, gonna look at doing a Diploma in social work as well.
I live at Quay Point in newcastle city centre near the mighty river tyne with 5 people, Shoey, Helen, Jenna, Kaz and robyn. It's been funny.. I'll mention a couple of events we've had:
1. Robyn and Shoey got in a fight and their is now a hole in our kitchen wall to mark the occasion permanently. The fight was because one of them smoked a cigarette, the other one didn't approve, an argument ensued, and then the fighting began.
2. We had a big war with our next door neighbours throughout the back end of 2007. This started off nice and playful, we put a condom full of milk (to make it look like cum) on their door handle. They retaliated by spraying shaving gel on our door, so we got them back twice as bad..Everything just escalated, to the point where I egged their door and then threw sugar at it, so it would stick to the egg and be a bastard to wash off.. they later pounded our entire door with wet toilet paper.
Back home in Bradford (born n bred) everything is pretty much the same, we drink most nights at the coni, sometimes go to leeds, sometimes have house parties, sometimes go to bradford and most of the time just drink. It's ace.
It's my friends back home that have invented some legendary phrases such as:
1. Shut up, or I'll gag you.........WITH MY BOLLOCKS! (invented by a combination of me, theo and kendy. Kendy said shut up, theo said i'll gag you, and i said with my bollocks, all directed to someone else).
2. Yeah, Ive just pounded her! (by craig)
3. I just spaffed on her (by craig again I think).
I was frigid up until the age of 13, when i kissed a girl at the ice skating ring, and then got booted out because i ran on the ice in my trainers to brag to a friend.. (slightly embarrassing ey?)
Once when i was about 6 a girl kissed me in a game of kissy cats and i cried!
once when i was 5 i told my teacher my dad had been run over by a bus, just for attention.. a week later was parents evening... BUMMER!
The only time ive ever felt guilty for something was when (as dared by my big sister no less) i ran on the local bowling green during a match and got caught by old men... and got told off by them. I cried. My sister laughed. I am now afraid of old men and sisters.
We should enherit all bulletin powers from those who post the inane twitterings about dyeing one's hair, "She loves me, she loves me not" playground love-cheese, and just about everything else that clutters our inbox
-mickey dale (legendary comment)
"Always, try (if you can) to go organic, especially fruit, we at babyshambles always opt for the organic, when at home or touring we take great pride and care into - WHAT'S PUT INTO OUR BODIES."
Adam Ficek (Babyshambles Drummer)
I think that'll do me for now. Now I'm gonna get myself some juice and re-write the rest of my profile. (sometimes you just find yourself having too much spare time at university, and time, they say, is precious. Who is they?).
