H.B. Legend Chris The Waterman Ryan aka Hollywood

Hey". Thank'x fer check'n my site". My name is Chris Ryan. But Im known as The Waterman, or "HOLLYWOOD" ! My main sourse of income is bottled drinking water sales, wich I've been doing off and on for about 20 years. Im also an avid surfer wich I've been doing for even longer. So as luck has it, I've become The Waterman. Beside'z being the most populer free or soel surfer out of H.B./Surf City. Im also, the most reputable bottled water salesman in the O.C. And "possably the world". I've had several write ups in magaziens, surf mags, and news papers. I've even had a couple of students from H.B.H.S. Do essays on me. I do things for radio, T.V. And anything else I can do to make my self into a freaking star. My spelling may "suck". But my marketing skills are "awsome" ! Im basicly a "MARKETING FUCKING MAD MAN" ! As you can see from my pictures, Im camera freandy and itz like this. The entertainment industry/Hollywood, needz a real deal surf legend,( I mean one that still/really surf'z). And Im the man to fill those shoes. I get help from LOST ENTERPRISES. (Look for me on their surf team page too. The DANK store Huntington Beach. Im a team rider of Rokin Fig surf head quarters of H.B. And am a Vandermeulen surfboards team rider too. Mike Reola at the Catalyst shop in San Clemete.(Where you'll find one of the phatest selections of clothing, and surfboards By LOST ENTERPRISES in the O.C.), also help'z me . Im now getting help with "LOST" energy drink'z too. (Witch by the way."KICK MAJOR ASS" !) All other surf eccessary'z ? I've been invalved in the surf industry fer quite some time so I get help with that as well'ski". Im supported by all the pro and semi profetional surfers out of H.B. As well as, from my groms too. ( Who I care for like my brother'z and sisters) .I get so much support, not just because of my surfing skills, but because I've got something special. And probubly because, most know I keep it real for H.B'z. old school. (Hell I've been here 35 yr'z, and Im one of the last remaining locals left. Most everyone else is either dead. Fat, out of shape with a wife and kid'z. Or moved on cuz H.B.'Z CHAINGED SO DRASTICLY). Then "of course". You've got the hater'z. "YEP", got then as well. And they give me support by talking smack about me too. "Again giving me more publicity". "H.B.'z FULL OF EM". ( They say no press is bad press ). Just ask the Hollywood celeb'z. Couple'a thing'z ta rember.#1. This site is mostly for pubulicity + marketing. All thoe I would like to hear what you think about me, my site. Or life in general. SO PLEASE SEND YOUR COMMENTS. And check this out.#2. If you happin to see me in the lineup. Dont be offended if I dont socialize with you. That'z not what Im their for. Im their to get a wave count. Hopefully, let my surfing do the talking, and then go to my next job. REMBER FOLKZ. "This is real". Give me a break" everyone. I dident just wake up with these skills and talants I've aquired. Its taken years of trials and tribulations to become who I am. Am I the best? Hell no". Some day'z my surfing "SUCK'Z".But if you'll look at my pic'z, Im not to bad for a guy they sead couldent make it in the industry. And am "by far", one of the better surfers at H.B. Pier. As you see, I can talk the talk. Lets see if I can walk the walk. This site'z "STRICTLY" for intertainment purpuses only. Althoe it'z real. Dont let it go to yer head"! "It'z just a job". Thanks everyone "very much" for yer support Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds