The Cosmosluts

The Cosmosluts were founded on May 13th 2008 by John and Nick. Shortly after realizing the awesome potential of two men armed with a pair of Bongos and an Ocarina. The Cosmosluts decided to take their chance with the music scene with their uniquely half-ass sound. In June 2008, the Cosmosluts completed their first album, The Final Frontier. Shortly after the completion of their first album the Cosmosluts went on tour, Tittys Do Not Equal Bongos, and played at such venues as Charter Oak Park and Rock City. After returning home from a Euro Trip, band member John returned home with a 10 string stringed instrument known as a Cinquo, the band quickly took advantage of this new instrument. The band quickly began work on their double disk feature album, Promiscuous Horde. In Early August the Cosmosluts recieved another big break, KCSB radio show 5...4...3...2...Fun! played their cover of Iggy and the Stooges' "I Wanna Be Your Dog".The Band has since adopted a new philosophy... "Half assin' our way onto the music scene."Spread the word,The Cosmosluts are comin' to your town with their dicks in their hands.