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I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm a Llama farmer and I breed Flying Manta Rays. If you don't believe me then you can fuck off.If you're adding me for friendship and compainionship then I'll be dissapointing you. However, if it's more numbers on your friend's list that you want then I'm your man. We all know there's nothing better than having 20bazillion friends because, YES, you are that popular.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Scary MaryWOLF!!!FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

My Blog

Fill me in (not like that)

This is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME even if u dont got any idea what they are and send it back to ME. But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you....
Posted by on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 15:58:00 GMT

Men and the Lavatory.

We are men! Throughout history, we have always needed, in times of difficulty, to retreat to our caves. It so happens that in this modern age, our caves are fully plumbed. The toilet is, for us, the l...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 18:46:00 GMT

Extracts from the Queen Mother's book of Condolence

"I think that the Queen Mum and Princess Diana are our very own Twin Trade Towers. At last we can look the people of New York in the face". L.Ward, Mansfield. -----------------------------------------...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 07:10:00 GMT

Crackheads...

Just been to Greggs (Bakers) for my lunch and there was some junkie getting served as I went to the counter. Anyway, he didn't have enough money to buy a pastie and was shouting at the girl serving hi...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 18:36:00 GMT

A Job

I really, really, need one.  
Posted by on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 01:10:00 GMT

AS IF PROOF WERE EVEN NEEDED!!

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Posted by on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 17:09:00 GMT

Crazy

How after one cup of coffee and a wee amble down memory lane you can feel content again.   Oh and Uncle Berti helps  
Posted by on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 16:21:00 GMT