chewing your shit up (particularly things that are irreplaceable), sniffing your crotch or ass and making you feel uncomfortable, running around awkwardly with giant sticks in my mouth, being invincible, initiating bark-attacks on the mailman, laying on top of you, taking your seat, making out with jesse, being the coolest dog on the block.
cats, dogs, hamsters, and all the weird people that come into my house.
whatever the Masters are watching.
Paul, Maryanna, and Pringle. I was saved on Thanksgiving Day!