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All About Me
Name: Joshua A. Alley
Birthday: 7 March 1977
Birthplace: Omaha, Nebraska
Current Location: San Antonio, Texas
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left Handed
Your Heritage: Polish, German, Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Work Boots
Your Weakness: Beautiful Women, especially my Wife and Daughter
Your Fears: Losing my Wife and Daughter
Your Perfect Pizza: Hand tossed crust, lots of cheese, mushrooms, black olives, green peppers, pepperoni, hamburger,
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start my own business
Thoughts First Waking Up: I hate my job
Your Bedtime: usually about 11
Your Most Missed Memory: I forget
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: not very well
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes, I still am, and I always will be
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that,
Do you want to get Married: never again
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm about average
Are you a Health Freak: more like health conscious
Do you get along with your Parents: yes, now that I live so far away from them
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: not well
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only prescription
In the past month have you gone on a Date: only if taking your kid still counts
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i wish
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: I prefer being drunk
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: In a big explosion, or from something really fast
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't want to grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: China, Japan, Thailand, Vietnam, or something in that region
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown or Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Depends on the person
Height: 5'4 or less
Weight: physique is more important
Best Clothing Style: casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: depends on your criteria
Number of CDs I own: no idea
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: more than a few
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Dr. Pepper
Beverage (alc) ? Tequila
Color ? Red
Food ? Lasagna
Item of clothing ? Anything comfortable
Quality in a guy/girl ? Muscle Tone/ Good Physique Musical Artist/Band ? G'n'R (back in the day), Tricky, Portishead
Sport ? Football, Soccer, Climbing
Type of Chocolate ? Dark
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? Yes
Smoke ? no
Drink ? Yes
Have any piercings ? No
Have any tatoos ? Yes
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend No
Had sex ? Yes
Gone streaking ? No
Gone skinny dipping ? Yes
Been to Europe ? No
Been to an island ? Yes
Had stitches ? No
Broken any bones ? Yes
Been stabbed/shot ? No
Slept until after 12:00 ? Yes
Stayed up all night ? Yes
Danced like a whore ? No
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? No
Turned down a dare ? No
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? No
Kiss someone of the same sex ? No
Cheat on someone you love ? No
Run away from home ? No
Lie to your parents ? Yes
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? No
Lie to your best friend ? No
Give a homeless person money ? No
Run from the police ? Yes
Bungee jump ? Yes
Sky dive ? Yes
Cross dress ? No
Be an exotic dancer ? No
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? No
Scuba dive ? Yes
Go rock climbing ? Yes
Go spelunking (caving) ? Yes
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? Loser
Bologna ? Oscar Mayer
Hott ? Dictionary
Orange ? Tequila Sunrise
Real world ? Sucks
Fuck ? Hell Ya
Jack ? Only if I can't get the above
Cucumber ? Pickles
Hip-Hop ? scotch
Uniform ? Army
UniCORN ! ? My daughter
Rainbow ? Hippies
Clown ? Eminem
Your Aura is Green
You're very driven, competitive, and even a bit jealous.
However, you seek out balance in your life - and you usually achieve it!
The purpose of your life: inspiring others to be better
Famous greens include: Tony Robbins, Donald Trump, Martha Stewart
Careers for you to try: Guru, CEO, Talk Show Host
Your Animal Personality
Your Power Animal: Shark
Animal You Were in a Past Life: Polar Bear
You have a strong character - you are an aggressive, ambitious, go-getter.
You were born to lead.
Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 60%
Sloth: 40%
Envy: 0%
Gluttony: 0%
Greed: 0%
Pride: 0%
Wrath: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You'll die from overexertion. *wink*
Your Brain's Pattern
Structured and organized, you have a knack for thinking clearly.
You are very logical - and you don't let your thoughts get polluted with emotions.
And while your thoughts are pretty serious, they're anything from boring.
It's minds like yours that have built the great cities of the world!
You Are A Weeping Willow Tree
You are a dreamer, and you're into almost any kind of escapism.
Restless and capricious, you love to travel to exotic places.
You are easily influenced by others, as long as they don't pressure you.
You tend to suffer in love until you find that one loyal, steadfast partner.
An empathetic friend, you love to make others smile and laugh.
