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Dirty Pirate Hooker

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About Me

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TO KNOW ME IS TO LOVE ME. I AM A TRUE SCORPIO BY HEART. I ENJOY MAKING NEW FRIENDS, YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH. I AM SUCH A FLIRT ON THE PHONE BUT VERY SHY IN PERSON. ONLY AT FIRST. I LOVE TO LAUGH AND I LOVE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. MY TWO GIRLS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE, I AM THEIR MOM AND DAD. NO I AM NOT A MAN HATER NOR DO I FEEL THAT EVERY MAN IS OUT THERE TO DO ME WRONG, AND I AM NOT OUT TO GET REVENGE FOR EACH AND EVERYTIME A GUY HURT ME. I AM VERY INDEPENDENT AND HAVE BEEN FOR A LONG TIME. I BELIEVE THE LITTLE THINGS ARE THE ONES THAT COUNT THE MOST. WELL, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT ME OR JUST IN GENERAL, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASK.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: SANDRA
Birthday: NOVEMBER 5TH
Birthplace: TORRANCE, CA
Current Location: INLAND EMPIRE
Eye Color: HAZEL
Hair Color: BROWN
Height: 5' 6
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT
Your Heritage: MEXICAN
The Shoes You Wore Today: FLIP FLOPS
Your Weakness: IM A SUCKER FOR SURFERS
Your Fears: BEING ALONE
Your Perfect Pizza: CHEESE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: A BIGGER APARTMENT
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: I HAVE TO GET SOME BOXES AND START PACKING
Your Best Physical Feature: EYES
Your Bedtime: WHENEVER
Your Most Missed Memory: MY SOUL MATE AND BEST FRIEND JOE
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: SINGLE
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: NESTEA
Chocolate or Vanilla: VANILLA
Cappuccino or Coffee: FRAPPPUCCINO
Do you Smoke: USED TO
Do you Swear: ALL DAMN DAY
Do you Sing: IN THE SHOWER
Do you Shower Daily: YES
Have you Been in Love: YEAH
Do you want to go to College: ITS ON HOLD
Do you want to get Married: YES
Do you belive in yourself: SOMETIMES
Do you get Motion Sickness: YES
Do you think you are Attractive: YES
Are you a Health Freak: NO
Do you get along with your Parents: YES
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE THEM
Do you play an Instrument: LMFAO, NOT A MUSICAL ONE
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES, FOR MY BDAY
In the past month have you Smoked: NOPE
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ONLY ADVIL
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YES
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YES
In the past month have you been on Stage: YES
In the past month have you been Dumped: NOPE
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO
Ever been Drunk: YEAH
Ever been called a Tease: YES
Ever been Beaten up: NOPE
Ever Shoplifted: YES
How do you want to Die: PEACEFUL
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: RICH
What country would you most like to Visit: COSTA RICA
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: HAZEL
Favourite Hair Color: BROWN
Short or Long Hair: SHORT
Height: TALLER THAN ME
Weight: DONT MATTER REALLY
Best Clothing Style: CASUAL
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: TOO MANY TO COUNT
Number of Piercings: 5 ONLY ON MY EARS, TWO ON ONE 3 ON THE OTHER
Number of Tattoos: 4, I WANT A FIFTH
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NO REGRETS, LESSONS LEARNED
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My Interests

MY INTERESTS RANGE FROM MEETING NEW PEOPLE IN PERSON AND TO MAKE .. FRIENDS. I CONSIDER MYSLEF TO BE A VERY BLUNT PERSON. I MAY BE SHY FACE TO FACE ONLY AT FIRST, BUT IF YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT ME, JUST ASK, I HAVE NO PROBLEM BEING HONEST AND TELLING U HOW IT IS.
Your Seduction Style: The Natural
You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast. What Is Your Seduction Style?

I'd like to meet:


I WOULD SO LOVE TO MEET MY SOUL MATE (IF HAVE NOT DONE SO ALREADY) I DONT ASK FOR MUCH. AS LONG AS YOU ARE HONEST AND PLAY NO GAMES. I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO MEET JUAN RIVERA ..20 OF THE ANAHEIM ANGELS (HE IS JUST TOO HOT). I WOULD ALSO LOVE TO MEET DREW BARRYMORE. SHE IS JUST TOO AMAZING. I ALSO WANT TO MEET SOME NEW PEOPLE THAT HAVE DIFFERENT OUTLOOKS ON LOVE, LIFE AND JUST IN GENERAL.

adopt your own virtual pet!
You're a Romantic Kisser
For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance
You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea
The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood
It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet What Kind of Kisser Are You?

Music:

ANYTHING YOU CAN DANCE TO. I ENJOY LISTENING TO PITBULL NOT ONLY BECAUSE HE IS HELLAFINE!!! BUT I LIKE THE RHYTHM. I ALSO LIKE LISTENING TO LIL' ROB. AS LONG AS IT HAS A GOOD RHYTHM. I LISTEN TO JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING, ONCE I GET BOARED OF ONE THING, I JUST MOVE ON TO THE NEXT. Scorpio

You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Movies:

ALL TIME FAVORITES: ROMANCE: URBAN COWBOY (there is an inside story behind this); HORROR: THE SHINING; HUMOR: DODGEBALL; ACTION: JARHEAD; ANYTHING VIN DIESEL
Your Heart Is Blue
Love is a doing word for you. You know it's love when you treat each other well.
You are a giving lover, but you don't give too much. You expect something in return.

Your flirting style: Friendly

Your lucky first date: Lunch at an outdoor cafe

Your dream lover: Is both generous and selfish

What you bring to relationships: Loyalty What Color Heart Do You Have?

Television:

THE SIMPSONS, FAMILY GUY, CSIYour results:
You are Catwoman Catwoman 85% Spider-Man 80% Green Lantern 70% Robin 65% Hulk 65% Supergirl 60% Wonder Woman 50% The Flash 50% Batman 35% Superman 30% Iron Man 30% You have had a tough childhood,
you know how to be a thief and exploit others
but you stand up for society's cast-offs.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

Books:

THE GIRL WHO LOVED TOM GORDON; CELL; BLACK RAIN; KAMASUTRA ; 0
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... delicious
Your hugs are... gentle
Your eyes... burn into my heart
Your touch is... awakening my heart
Your smell is... beautiful
Your smile is... hypnotising
Your love is... one of a kind

Quiz created with MemeGen !

Heroes:

MY WHOLE FAMILY. WITHOUT THEM, I WOULD NOT BE THE PERSON I AM TODAY. (YES IT IS A GOOD THING) WE MAY NOT BE IN THE SAME STATE BUT WE ARE ALWAYS JOINED BY HEART.

My Blog

WHAT A MAN SHOULD UNDERSTAND

If I dont call you [ Its because 'm waiting for you to call me ] When I walk away from you mad [ Follow me ]  When I stare at your mouth [ Kiss me ] When I start cussing at you [ Kiss me and te...
Posted by Dirty Pirate Hooker on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:24:00 PST

My whole life

After going my whole life suffering allergy free.  I get them and boy did they get me.  It was good to know why lately I was feeling so down in the dumps.  Not wanting to go out, not wa...
Posted by Dirty Pirate Hooker on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:15:00 PST

MY ALMOST LOVER

When I heard this song, it reminded me of my current situation.  Those that know me well will get the meaning of this song and how it fits in my life.  I decided to get the lyrics and share ...
Posted by Dirty Pirate Hooker on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 07:11:00 PST

To Pierce or Not To Pierce? That Is The Question

Here is my dilema.  I was recently asked to pierce my nipples.  I am seriously debating wether or not to do it.  I have heard pro's and con's on this topic.  I would like to but th...
Posted by Dirty Pirate Hooker on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 01:01:00 PST

ALONE FOR 2 WEEKS

I was expecting to be so carefree when my daughters left for a two week vacation with my mother back to El Paso.  I find myself so lonely.  I did however get to clean my little studio and re...
Posted by Dirty Pirate Hooker on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:16:00 PST

FINALLY

I was finally able to get myspace back on track.  Thank you so much Zia!!!  It finally worked. Now that I spent what 3 whole hours on this. 
Posted by Dirty Pirate Hooker on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 08:02:00 PST

HUHHHH

I AM SO COMPUTER ILITERATE.  I CAN NOT FIX MY SPACE.  I WANT MY COMMENTS BACK.  I HAVE HAD  PEOPLE TELL ME THAT THEY WANTED TO POST A COMMENT FOR ME BUT COULD NOT.  ARRRRRRRRR...
Posted by Dirty Pirate Hooker on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 04:34:00 PST

upbeat

This weather makes me feel a little melancholy.  In a good way though.  It would be great to just be at home with some hot cocoa and a blanket.  Maybe even at the beach with a blanket a...
Posted by Dirty Pirate Hooker on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 08:23:00 PST

today

Anaheim Angels rock
Posted by Dirty Pirate Hooker on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 12:39:00 PST