Lets stir it up shall we?
This is slower and more calculated!
One of us must know this sooner or later...
The name is Timothy Farmer (Timmy, Timbo, Timothy, Pip, whatevas) and I'm going to give you a little inside scoop to my life. If you're not patient, don't read. If you're cocky and lame lame ba bame (yes I know, I am a tid bit lame), stop now. I'm not stuck-up or fed-up or fucked-up (for the most part), I just like notifying people of what I'm doin, blah blah blah . If you have something to say, say it to my face (or send me a message). I'll be sure to listen. I'll have a response for you. Promise. Super. Great. Awesome. Carry on. Here it goes...Well, I'm a pretty nice male (sometimes too nice and sometimes just a freaken jerk) and I enjoy a nice pack of Sour Patch Kids more than anything (except for a few things that rock my socks and bah..lls). Any who, I eat lots of Sour Patch Kids and yes, this needed to be repeated cause they make my mouth hurt and my nose sweat and if little yellow, red, green, and orange boys can do that to me then yeah, it's intense as fuck and needs to be proclaimed to the world. Any who, I try to remain happy and optimistic and understanding of life by staying positive for the most part (it just might just get me somewhere someday). My life has its ups and downs, but for the most part I love it and am happy with who I am. I love my friends. I love my parents. I love my brother. I love my girlfriend. I love my dogs Shadow and Jazz and miss them very much. I believe in God kinda-ish. I believe in Love. I attempt (not really) to go to church every Sunday but it doesn't work at all. I jet ski 85-82 times a year, I waste all my money and then save the rest, I like to read books and scripts and newspapers and cereal boxes and warning stickers. I tend to put pennies in pools of water for good luck and for the fishies (if present) to make them enjoy life more. I miss Wegmans, I love Trader Joes, I dislike Costco, I don't like distance at all, I love Ikea, I drink to much crap, I adore In & Out Burger more than I like your company, I try not to judge people all that much, I miss the Ground Round, I've been to Aruba, I like the Gap a lot as well as J.Crew, I love the snow and skiing and smoking in the snow when skiing sometimes. I love Whistler. I love coats and beanies, I love Mopy and I love Jack Maticic. I'm a pyro. They're making Max Payne into a movie (again). I have a tattoo of Max Payne on my right arm as well as a tattoo of an apple and an orange symbolizing FROM NY MOVING TO CA (and yeah, grapes would have been more proper but I didn't want fuckin grapes on my arm). I like Wonder Bread a lot as well as lemons. Ben and Jerry's ice cream makes me whistle. I also like Jelly (BILL COSBY STYLE). I'm staring to learn to surf (key word starting cause I suck) cause I find it interesting and I enjoy a good challenge. I enjoy driving fast-lookin cars (mine does not look good NOR is it fast. Tim Sweeney named it TOM CRUSIN...enough said my friends), I take many many pictures, wanna buy a yoyo, need more alarm clocks, I like candles a lot, watch sports from time to time, collect shoes (mmhmm), wear a retainer from time to time with a picture of a city on the back that looks like it was drawn by a preschooler on meth and it probably was. That's nice. Seinfeld is usually in my DVD player at night or Pete&Pete or some random ass movie or por...
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No longer afraid of the dark are ya?
OK, now for some film shit. When I was 7 (years old) I first picked up the camera and started making movies. Yeah, they were with my friends (and with my brother doin the weather report) but hey, it was fun and I was exposing myself to film at a young age. Before film rushed into my brain as my love and passion for life, I wanted to pursue a career in roller coaster design, fire fighting, and a teacher of the grade 9 or somethin (still want to be a teacher someday). At the age of 16 I enrolled in the film class offered at Fairport High School and created a film that would later go on to win somethin in the Faiport Film Festival (very very small film festival that really means nothing much at all) and also received an award for Best Director at the Deden Film Festival. I was the president and founder of the Fairport Film Club (which is actually happening) as well as the president/station manager/founder of the Fairport High School Radio Station (which will be on WBER quite soon kinda hope so). I also used to be a DJ at good old WBER Rochester with Sir Joey. And I've also been involed with school PLAYS (was the student director for our high school play OUR TOWN. What a play what AH PLAY...). I've worked on such films as DRIVERS WANTED, CHERRY CRUSH, EMO PILL, BREAKING BALLS, and a few others that have not been released yet. I also made a film in high school which has a cameo in it by Philip Seymour Hoffman (the film is being edited right now and will be out by the end of...I don't know). I've also been named one of the co-producer of the feature film BREAKING BALLS, EMO PILL, and a feature animated film due out next year. I also was the assistant director for EMO PILL (which was shot in Philadelphia in May) and was also the lead for the film as well (now is getting nationally recognized and that's a might cool thing. My girlfriend fell asleep to the film, SOOOO be awake if you ever watch it or somethin like dat cause it's one of "those" kinda films). I'm currently working on a short film called HOT SAND as well as finishing the feature length script titled THAT'S THE WAY IT IS which my FATHER and I started back in 2000. I also have tons of other film projects that I'm workin on as well. Just ask! In my spare time (if there is any) I book shows for local bands as well as some well known bands. I managed the band called THE HOODIES for a few months (www.thehoodies.com) who currently have a record deal in Japan, I play piano/drums/guitar, play paintball, and tons of other stuff as well. If you wants to knows more about mes, yous gots toos asks! Thanks for takin the time to read and it was a pleasure havin you. Bye bye for now.
If you would like to contact me, please send me a message on Myspace or try sending me email at [email protected] or [email protected]. Sweets!
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