breathing, pumping blood through my heart, you know all the stuff that helps me stay alive. recently, i have taken an interest in those glass bottles that somehow manage to have a boat INSIDE of them...HOW do they DO that!??!
a cannibal,... preferably one who doesn't find me appetizing.I would also like to add that I happen to be taller than 8'11" tall, but Myspace seems to discriminate against "my kind". So, if you are also this tall, I would like to meet you too.Also, those siamese twin teenage girls. they have two heads and one body. can they legally marry one guy? what if they want to go on vacations separately? do they both like the same movies? how do we know they're not cheating on tests?
fight club, donnie darko, princess bride, delicatessen, memento, the dark crystal, roger and me, requiem for a dream, happiness, say anything, the garden state, harold and maude, harold and kumar, little miss sunshine, wag the dog, the big lebowski, lost in translation, stranger than fiction, crash, anchorman, brazil, holy grail, anything coen, most things lynch, freeway, taxi driver, true romance, cannibal the musical, amelie... movies that are, well...moving
simpsons, southpark, family guy, seinfeld, will and grace, are you being served, upright citizens brigade, modern marvels, kids in the hall, great chefs, iron chef, forensic files, keith olbermann, the daily show, the soup...
siddhartha, the alchemist, where the sidewalk ends, the giving tree, the phantom tollbooth, calvin and hobbes, confederacy of dunces, lies and the lying liars who tell them, the god delusion, veronika decides to die, i hope they serve beer in hell...