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MR MONSTER

happy raduation

About Me

Oh, we push through
With a whole bunch of cigarettes
Cracks shot from twelve golden teeth
Smearing blood on our collars and cuffs
With a book full of great things to say
We click heels to a dance 'neath the ocean
We click heels to a dance 'neath the ocean

And under the waves and guess what?
Now, there's no one to save

My Interests

Reading Challenge 2007

1 Post Mortems/ Of Mere Mortals
by Dr. C. MacLaurin

2 Candide
by François-Marie Voltaire

3 The Drowned World
by JG Ballard

4 Sleepers
by Lorenzo Carcaterra

5 The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things
by JT LeRoy

I'd like to meet:

i miss you but my AIM is MONKEYPIGHUMPER!!!

Music:

cursive, the pixies, the means, yyy's, the faint, bjork, midnight movies, mf doom, madvillain, birthday party, THE LIES, the husbands, air, pete yorn, carina round, rilo kiley, eisley, the fm knives, tracy + the plastics, the CAPRICORNS, the faux, the good life, milemarker, deathray, x models, black box recorder, tom waits, holly golightly, the locust, brazilian girls, the gay, the shout out louds, joy zipper, thee headcoatees, loveletter band, les gorges lenningrad, sons + daighters, the like, new pornographers, MIA, dead prez, GUILDA RADNER, the mint chicks, mean reds, tiny hawks, pretty girls make graves, giant drag, books on tape, some girls, the vanishing, weakling, blood sausage, the bonnot gang, regina spektor, thee element of crime, the corrections, jennifer nash, nedelle, young + sexy, black lipstick, armand van helden, spaulding rockwell, sick lipstick, the avalanches, le danielsen famille, mano negra, molotov, francios hardy, daft punk, heavens to betsy, LADY SOVEREIGN, be your own pet, princess superstar, find him kill him, smoosh, british sea power, VU, kylie minogue, wrangler brutes, hawny troof, die monitrr batzz, gretchen gonzales, living things, neutral milk hotel, Sia, black sabbath, manifolds, t rex, happy bullets, amina, midaircondo, babyshambles, black rebel motorcycle club, damone, the dials, the pets, the knits, k-dub shine, TRACY PEW, architects, hint hint, cheerleader 666, mr airplane man, lot six, the quails, new black, only children, ...ad infinitum...pretty much anyone you like i was into 2 maybe 3 years ago.

Books:

moby dick (melville), turn, magic wheel (powell), moments of pleasure (la bute), sarah (le roy), jack and josie (braffet), honey and junk(goodyear), anna karenine (tolstoy), fight club (palahniuk), house of leaves (danielewski), american psycho (ellis), science and sanity: an intro. to general semantics and non-aristotelian systems (korzybski), flowers in the attic (andrews), safety of objects (homes) the bible

My Blog

instructions

let's go, yeah? it's saturday. A! this man is a fraudbut nobody gives a damn...
Posted by MR MONSTER on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:03:00 PST

OCD Player©

weems dude, i just bought the new white stripes- DOPE! track 2 is my new theme song. sing it to your crazy babe when she's acting like fool. and the liner note thank you's rhyme! how fucking dope is t...
Posted by MR MONSTER on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 09:37:00 PST

it's easy when you're sad

mr monster gives the people what they want there he goes again, trying to act all mature. going on about teaching the kids something or just drinking them under the table. he keeps talking shit about ...
Posted by MR MONSTER on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:23:00 PST

who said i lied?

stop me. i think i was still drunk when i woke up this morning. we went to the cementary today to visit my dad i hadn't been since like Feb. i had a dream about a box of bags of cheetoh...
Posted by MR MONSTER on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 10:23:00 PST

volver

whistle i'm sorry. seriously. but to be fair i did that I would stop bothering you. i can't know what other people do with my phone. whatev, shit happens. t-minus 3 weeks til ybag. spread the word. A!...
Posted by MR MONSTER on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 12:03:00 PST

rock of the ages

rough and tumble today me and co-worker arnold and supervisor john went to Applebees for a liquid lunch (well me arnold had beer for lunch john had a half a sandwhich and cup of chedder broccoli soup)...
Posted by MR MONSTER on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 10:56:00 PST

she thinks there are more rats in the darkness

bland tonight Sandy made a comeback and when the boys left her alone she froze. they cut her bangs but since she was ice they chipped them off. and bit by bit she melted and by the time she was a mass...
Posted by MR MONSTER on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 08:52:00 PST

jesus for the jugular

damp heat. for all the things that have changed in a year i'm still complaining about the same shit- girls, being sad, drinking too much. i'm such a baby. it was hot today, huh? i fucking hate it. A! ...
Posted by MR MONSTER on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 12:07:00 PST

serious dermis

gravid 11june07seasick lipstickwhen she gets bored it's troublei mean the body parts of boys trailgoes from Norwalk to Duarteall chewed on and spit upand swallowed and slickwith her stomach acidyou ca...
Posted by MR MONSTER on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:56:00 PST

they're trying to catch me writing dirty

vijn dzad gaan dar waal 10june07colombe haikublonde and still back thereshe's wating for that phonecallbut, he's not coming   10June07box of rocks(for Rosa)poor girl, I tell her what it's like to...
Posted by MR MONSTER on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:36:00 PST