I do research and writing and design related to product safety. If you have bad driving habits, I will probably give you a lecture and a binder full of related studies. I know more about personal watercraft safety than a normal person would ever want to know.
I tried grad school but quit after a week because I realized I have no idea what I want to do next. I'm open to suggestions. In the meantime, I am going to travel and learn to talk like a pirate.
P.S. Find me on Facebook. I like it better and use it more often.