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THE STORY SO FAR:
"Speaking of Indian Casino, my uncle is full-blooded Cherokee. He played one show with us. For some reason he thought it would be smart to take a full sheet of sunshine and drink half of a bottle of Jagermeister before we played. He got to the show by way of a stolen, hot-wired patrol car from a neighboring county. The show went off without incident, for the most part, except that halfway through our set, he raped someone in the front row because they owed me $35 for microdots. Also, he invented the CIA and might have been involved in racketeering." - Marvin Shabazzz, Minister of Information
Another Version: Eddie Money was there and it was pretty bad. He kept promoting Ashely furniture for some reason. At the end of the song, he would yell "Ashley Furniture" with no explanation. He also claimed to sell 37 million albums. Mark and I thought his count might be a little inflated. -Anonymous Fan
RECORDS - now taking reservations for future releases
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The Las Vegas Story
"Greetings From Pestilence, NJ" 45 (label: TBA)
"C.H.U.D. Visions" microcassette
