What happened Saturday night 6-13-09 |
THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER(what happened with the band) Category: Blogging I have been asked a lot of questions about what really went down this past saturday night with my band,13,after our show at t...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jun 2009 09:08:00 GMT |
KEEPING COUNT ON ATTEMPTS AT SEX |
Number one...this is a very bad idea...fella's you should never leave a note like this for your girlfriend or wife...because as you will see when you read all the way down...she will retaliate with a ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 07:47:00 GMT |
Warnings that should be on alcoholic beverages |
Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:WARNING: Consumpti...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 07:43:00 GMT |
WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN(sometimes) |
WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMENDogs don't cry (unless they have to pee).Dogs love it when your friends come over. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. Dogs think you sing great. A dog's time in th...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 08:41:00 GMT |
FROM THE CATS DIARY |
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 08:40:00 GMT |
WHAT CATS REALLY MEAN(a translation) |
MiaowFeed me.MeeowPet me.MroowwI love you.Miioo-oo-ooI am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don't wait up.MrowI feel like making noise.Rrrow-mawwwPlease, the time has come ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 08:36:00 GMT |
someting about pets!!! |
Some self-evident truths about pets...Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it forever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.Although cats are rather delicate creatures...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 08:34:00 GMT |
HOW TO APPROACH THE BAND!!!! |
When requesting a song from the band, just say "play ... my song!" We havechips implanted in our heads with an unlimited database of the favoritetunes of every patron who ever walked into a bar and al...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Apr 2009 16:15:00 GMT |
BASS PLAYERS! |
Even tho our singer/songwriter Gary is an outstanding bass player,and kicks ass at it...he still prefers to have a bass player in the band to free him up on stage to have the freedom to do his thang.....
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 06:23:00 GMT |
garys myspace page |
because of a load of crap and bullshit,I pulled my personal myspace page off because a trifling bitch named Patty Hammett was trying to cause trouble with me and my girl friend Tina and I felt like I ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 14:02:00 GMT |
