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About Me

Not much to me.

My Interests

Music. Video games. Drinking. Eating. Sleeping. Hell yeah.

I'd like to meet:

You scored as Hannibal Lecter. You are Hannibal Lecter. You dont need to eat human flesh to live, but do so because it just taste good. You are very intelligent, and enjoy using it to your advantage to keep people guessing. You arent a killing machine, but when you do decide to let loose, watch out! Dinner is served, with some fava beans, and a nice chianti!

Hannibal Lecter

80%

Pinhead

75%

Jigsaw

65%

Freddy Krueger

60%

Michael Myers

55%

Candyman

50%

Jason Voorhees

50%

Captain Spaulding

40%

Leatherface

35%

Buffalo Bill

10%
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Music:

Nine Inch Nails, Rammstein, Stabbing Westward, Fear Factory, White and Rob Zombie, Pantera, Chimera, Celldweller, Busta Rhymes, PornLab, Soulfly, Depeche Mode, Korn, 30 Seconds to Mars, and much much more. Just no emo (well that kinda kills 30 seconds to mars, now.) or punk.

Movies:

Pee Wee's Big Adventure (thanks Yaaka), Fight Club (of course), The Matrix (only the first one), The original Star Wars trilogy, A Clockwork Orange, The Alien series, Predator, Robocop, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead 1&2, Se7en, Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski, Big Trouble in Little China, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Bogus Journey, From Dusk till Dawn, 12 Monkeys, Narc, The Money Pit, Bachelor Party, Porky's, All the Nightmare on Elm Streets with the exception of New Nightmare, and the list goes on and on.

Television:

I try to stay away, but I like Viva La Bam and all that good shit. MXC is badass. TV sucks for the most part.

Books:

Anything by Stephen King, Harry Turtledove, Terry Brooks, or Steve Perry (not the Steve Perry from Journey!), Starship Troopers, and the literary masterpiece crapfully delightful Goosebump series. Simply marvelous.

Heroes:

All of the Cowboys from Hell (Dimebag R.I.P.)

My Blog

Fuck Die Hard 4.

I have a reputation amongst my friends for hating everything. This time I think it's justified. PG-13. Once it was an ingenious rating for an Indiana Jones movie or something that ju...
Posted by Herr Doktor on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 02:30:00 PST

Black Light Burns Show

As most anyone i know are aware we will open for Black Light Burns on Tuesday. This is quite a turn for LaME. It may not mean a whole hell of a lot in the grand scheme of things, but it is...
Posted by Herr Doktor on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 02:56:00 PST

Holy crap more pictures!

I added new pictures! It's the most exciting thing I've done all week. This ghost gonna kill mah ass next! this ghost gonna kill mah ass next.
Posted by Herr Doktor on Fri, 11 May 2007 07:12:00 PST

If age were a speed limit, I'd be doin' 80 in a 25!

I got my CPAP machine to shoot air into my nose so I don't stop breathing anymore in my sleep. I guess as far as diseases go it's better than the plague, but goddamn, who gets sleep apnea at 25?...
Posted by Herr Doktor on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:27:00 PST

New ideas for death penalty

I think we should be able to put theives to death. Not your cat burglers or embezzlers or any crime that requires planning, mind you, just the smash and grab kind. These people are the ass...
Posted by Herr Doktor on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:29:00 PST