royboy

Well, well, well. Look at you. On myspace reading "about me" profiles. Congratulations you've found me . . . "The ONE" But you can call me Mr. Anderson.Whooo Hooo for school! Okay, so about me, I love thunderstorms, but only when I'm not getting ready to do something outside. . . unless I was going outside to dance in the rain, then it's ok. I love all my friends. I miss them. I also like beaches. I've lived close to two beaches so far. Beautiful. I use to love comedy, but I was burned pretty bad by Satan's little helper while working in the management side, but I still love comedy. I love to write. So obviously my goal in life is clear. . .and that goal is to kill anyone that writes for According to Jim or anything similar. Wait was that not obvious? I'm kidding of course, no killing, just torture. Let's get back to me, more about me. I grew up in Texas, moved to Northeast MO when I was young. I have a wonderful Mom, two sisters (both older) they have two kids a piece and I love my entire family. I am not married, no kids. Never been married or engaged. I'm not jealous if you are, but congrats. Seriously, it's a big step, but go for it. Went to the Marine Corps because I was bored, and they had a great recruiter. I think his selling point was "Hey, do you want to not have sex for a year, have your girlfriend cheat on you, and maybe go overseas and die in sandbox?" I was like, "Gunny, can you see my soul? Yes! Where do I sign?" Seriously though it was pretty tough, but I'm really tough so it wasn't that hard. Following? Went to a college in Southeast Iowa and met some of the coolest, funniest, hardest partying, . . . inbreds I've ever met. Seriously. I'm still friends with them. I'm kidding of couse, they weren't that funny. (I love those little. . . ) Graduated from there with an Always Drunk/Can't Get A Good Job with This Degree and went to Northwest MO State University. There, I was reunited with the love of my life. Beer. Had an incredible time there and you can ask anyone that was there when I was, it was the most fun to be a bearcat from 1998 to 2003. Awesome. I love to go to the Northwest vs. Pitt State game and see all the hard charging original party people. Am I too old to act like a crazy college punk? Never! But seriously I did grow up and have had many jobs. I'm best at having fun. If you're still reading this and want more information about me, I will be co-writing a book with a friend of mine called, Roy, Where's Your Pants? Should be out next Fall. Excited about new oppurtunities to meet new people. That's the best. Seriously can't have too many friends. But when current ones turn uncool or show there true colors, drop em'. It ain't (Iowa school) worth it. I am rarely serious. I love to laugh and make people laugh. I enjoy outdoor activities. I love animals. I love to write. I love art. I like to work out. I don't do it often enough, but I like when I do. I love great movies. I'm a fan of great television. Top Chef is addicting, but insane. I don't cook and everytime they say what their dish is I say "Shutup and let him eat it!" This "About Me" is too long and has been brought to you by the good people at AutoZone! We've also been sponsored by. . . Myspace, connecting random people and giving weirdos like me a place to hang since 2000 . . . and something.