Antiquated algorithms. |
Relationships are just a series of elaborate traps.
I'm abandoning convintional western relationships.
Booyah.
Posted by on Sat, 25 Apr 2009 10:16:00 GMT |
realy great things |
That people have said around me lately;
"You sound like you are in a dark room, or like youre not wearing any pants."
"Does your daughter sleep in the bed with you or does she have a crate...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 14:21:00 GMT |
Its snowing today.. |
I have been working in Biltmore at a nice spa. Everyone I work with is awesome. (especially Amy) I don't make much money yet but I'm realy happy these days. my health probems are a...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:00:00 GMT |
Smelly looking people. |
So it has recently been brought to my attention that I'm pretty much only attracted to people who look like they work at the circus. Fuck man. True, I guess. You win circus.
Posted by on Sun, 16 Nov 2008 07:25:00 GMT |
Chris. |
My brother just said this.
"I know this sounds bad but there realy are alot of ugly people.
I mean get it togther for fucks sake. Eat healthy fix your self up.
Your on stage. There is a w...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:06:00 GMT |
Haikus |
About a year ago I wrote a lot of haikus. If you saw me scribbling in a journal in the midst of a dead end bar conversation this is likely what I was doing. These are a couple I just found again last ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 10:19:00 GMT |
Things I want to name my children. |
Things I want to name my children.
1. Miscellaneous Unicorn (last name yet to be determined)
2. Oliver Moffitt (last name yet to be determined)
3.&nb...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 09:40:00 GMT |
A short story... |
There once was an alligator named Alfred, who lived in the Chattahoochee river. Alfred liked his home because there where many delicious geese around, and because he had easy acces...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 12:17:00 GMT |
k. |
So I am trying to type somthing up and my cat keeps laying all the way across the keyboard and puring at me. There is nothing I can do except love him even harder.
Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 13:31:00 GMT |
pants are for suckers |
I seriously need to stop leaving my house.
p.s. gold boots sans pants = ultimate power
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 11:34:00 GMT |
