The Pasha Bulker officially sunk today, Tuesday 14th April. It ran aground with a song by Bob Evans called “Pasha Bulker†and a band previously spotted in Bondi called “Pasha Bulkerâ€.
The good news is that all crew members got safely overboard with their life jackets and huddled together to keep warm. The current fortunately took them away from the busy shipping lane and the tight-knit four-some drifted to somewhere in the pacific ocean just off Australia. Here it is said that a natural phenomenon occurred. A meteorite entering the ozone split into four equal parts, each part landing in the life jacket of each survivor, the weight of which drove them under the water and towards the ocean floor at such a speed that upon contact the sea bed was split and the four men where driven feet first into the igneous rock until they came to a standstill with their toes dipped in molten magma.
In usual circumstances those previously mentioned as survivors would now be considered victims of a tragic accident, however due to an unfathomable chemical reaction it is said that the four men have in some form had their life sustained. Strange noises, rumbles and the grating of tectonic plates have been heard emanating from the deep dark seas and several murmurings have been heard amongst the fisherman and sea-farers of the area regarding the modern tale of legendary proportions, with those spinning the yarn postulating that they are in fact the sounds of The Young Volcanoes.
