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Carpet Village And The Camel Toes

About Me

Carpet Village And The Camel Toes formed due to necessity. A necessity to rock your fucking face off. We are extremely good looking and talented. We like to refer to our brand of music as cunt rock. We also like to refer to it as ground breaking. We are currently changing the world, and it's easy.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/05/2008
Band Members: B Fro = Bass/Vocals
Slolly = Drums/Vocals
Cleatch = Keys/Vocals
Rarah = Guitar/Vocals
Porna/T-Bone = Triangle/Hotness
C-Sta = Cowbell/Kazoo
Epic = Vocals/Being Epic
DJ Titties = Tambourine/Boobs
Cooter Brown = turn tables
Dancing Balls/Monkey = Harmonica/Jazz Flute
The Coolest Guy In The World (his job is to be cool)
Influences: porn - stds - hatred - your mom - our moms - unplanned pregnancy - vodka - beer - tequila time! - whiskey - booze in general - cocaine - raffi - utah - that not so fresh feeling - other peoples pain - the tears of a thousand children - virgins - balls - definitely balls
Sounds Like: what you wish all the rest of bands sounded like, but don't, because we're better
Record Label: Oakwilde Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

You Dance Like A Chicken, You Fuck Like A Horse (Of Course, Of Course) lyrics

YOU DANCE LIKE A CHICKEN, YOU FUCK LIKE A HORSE (OF COURSE, OF COURSE)you dance like a chicken, you fuck like a horseof course! of course!you whine like a dog, you'll sleep on my floorwhore! whore!y...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 20:38:00 GMT

There Are Probably A Lot Of Things That Rhyme With Fisting (An Ode To Fisting) lyrics

THERE ARE PROBABLY A LOT OF THINGS THAT RHYME WITH FISTING (AN ODE TO FISTING)there are probably a lot of things that rhyme with fistinglike coexistingand double fistingeveryone loves fistingi wish we...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 18:04:00 GMT

severe danger!

ya know...life.. me naked. b fro playin the xylaphone. greg on the cd monster. days go on and on and on and on and jesus fucking on. like really come on now. end. please. i need to go to bed. i need t...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 11:47:00 GMT

I am Carpet Village

I want to be Pamela Des Barres when she was in the GTOs living at the Zappa cabin.I want to be one of the drugged out hippy chicks at Woodstock.I want to be Anita Pallenberg.I want to live in Laurel C...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 22:39:00 GMT

rocking it so hard recap

So here's a glimpse into the adventures of Carpet Village and our demanding rocktastic schedule the past two weeks..... Thursday: Party like I'm in college with a few rousing rounds of flip cup follow...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:31:00 GMT

Slolly here...checking in from my bed

yo yo yo...Slolly here wanting to share a few thoughts. It's a little after 1am at the moment and I figured "ya know I should do a little blogging before i settle down for the evening" and by settle d...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:16:00 GMT

Narcoleptic Pussy Eater (An Ode To Travis) lyrics

NARCOLEPTIC PUSSY EATER (AN ODE TO TRAVIS)i miss your southern accentand the late night booty calls whenever your band was in townbut last time i saw youyou were so tore up you fell asleep between my ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 22:35:00 GMT

You’re Such A Fucking Let Down lyrics

YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKNG LET DOWNever since i deleted your number from my phoneall my thoughts have gone into monotonei liked the idea that maybe i could fall in love with youyou liked the idea of leading...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 09:46:00 GMT

Valet Park It Lyrics

VALET PARK ITdon't call me white trash, 'cause i'm super upper classi'm so LA, you have to valet park your dick in my ass
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 22:56:00 GMT

Song Catalogue

We've been really busy writing. We're really good at it. Just wanted to let you guys in on the love, and share our current song catalogue with you. Hopefully we'll get a couple of these songs up on...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 20:32:00 GMT