IM JUST ANOTHER TYPICAL SALVI WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN VAN NUYS...EXCEPT I DON'T LIKE SOCCER AND I DON'T HANG OUT BY THE HOME DEPOT. WHEN IT COMES TO SALVIS, I'M AN ENDANGERED SPECIES. I'M A SALVI THATS ABOVE 5'9. THATS LIKE 5% OF SALVIS... AND I GOT A NECK AND A "NOMAR" NOSE. I LIKE TO HAVE A COUPLE OF DRINKS NOW AND THEN. I LIKE HANGING OUT WITH THE REST OF SCUMBAGS. I DON'T DISCRIMINATE. ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS A MEXICAN MIDGET : ). I'M INTO BOOKWORMS WITH NICE BOOTIES. I'M NOT SHY WHEN IT COMES TO MEETING NEW PEOPLE. I CAN BE FRIENDS WITH ALMOST ANYBODY... EXCEPT DUMB,CONSIDED,IGNORENT,SELF CENTERED PEOPLE. BTW, IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME... GOOD LUCK TRYING TO DEPORT ME. I'M AS LEGAL AS PROSTITUTION IN NEVADA. ENJOY MY PROFILE : )
Name: BERT
Birthdate: DECEMBER 15, 1983
Birthplace: VAN NUYS, C.A
Current Location: VAN NUYS, C.A
Eye Color: LATINO BROWN
Hair Color: SALT N' PEPPER ( BLACK AND A BIT WHITE)
Height: 6'0
Piercings: NONE
Tatoos: SEVEN
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: I GOT A SEXY BOOKWORM : )
Overused Phraze: I REALLY AM SALVI
FAVORITES
Food: PAN CON PAVO( REMEMBER, I'M SALVI)
Candy: GUMMIE BEARS ( I WANNA SAY LOLLIPOPS...BUT NO)
Number: 22
Color: BLUE, BLACK, GREY
Animal: I'VE ALWAYS LIKED BULLDOGS(THOSE UGLY BASTARDS)
Drink: HAWAIIAN PUNCH
Alcohol Drink: IRISH CAR BOMB
Bagel: PLAIN
Letter: Z
Body Part on Opposite sex: ASS AND EYES ( THERES SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR EYES)
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI
McDonalds or BurgerKing: BERGARR KING (ITS' AN INSIDE JOKE)
Strawberry or Watermelon: STRAWBERRY
Hot tea or Ice tea: ICE TEA
Chocolate or Vanilla BOTH IN SWIRL FORM
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: HOT CHOCOLATE (AND IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE LADIES)
Kiss or Hug: BOTH ( FROM A CERTAIN SOMEONE : )
Dog or Cat: DOGS ( FUCK STUPID SMELLY CATS)
Rap or Punk: PUNK ( FUCK THAT JUNGLE MUSIC)
Summer or Winter: SUMMER ( I'VE BECOME A PUSSY WHEN IT COMES TO WINTER)
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: BOTH... BUT A PERFER A GOOD SCARY MOVIE
Love or Money: LOVE ( YOU CAN'T BUY THAT.... EXCEPT WITH A HAPPY ENDING)
YOUR...
Bedtime: WHENEVER I'M SLEPPY
Most Missed Memory: MY SCHOOL DAYS ( I HAVE SO MANY GOOD MEMORIES)
Best phyiscal feature: MY SENSE OF HUMOR ( WHAT CAN SAY, IM FUNNY... LOOKING)
First Thought Waking Up: I HOPE IM NOT LEVETATING ( WINK WINK)
Goal for this year: TO GET MY DAMN LICENSE
Best Friends: BRAN BRAN AND THE MIDGET NANCY
Weakness: A HIT TO THE BALLS OR BEAK
Fears: IF THE DODGERS DON'T WIN ANOTHER WORLD SERIRES
Heritage: SALVI AMERICAN.... WITH PAPERS
Longest relationship: THE CURRENT ONE IM IN
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: IS THAT A FUCKEN JOKE???
Ever Smoked: YES... BUT I STOPPED
Ever been Drunk: TOO MANY TIMES TO COUNT
Ever been beaten up: WHAT GUY HASN'T
Ever beaten someone up: YES ( I'VE HAD THE BEAUTY MARKS TO PROVE IT)
Ever Shoplifted: YES
Ever Skinny Dipped: NO... UNLESS MY CHONNIE CARTERS SLIPPED OFF
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: YES I HAVE
Been Dumped Lately: NOPE
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: BROWN OR BLUE
Favorite Hair Color: BLACK
Short or Long: SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE
Height: ABOVE 5'3
Style: PUNKISH OR NERDY
Looks or Personality: I HAVE A THING FOR GIRLS WITH GLASSES
Hot or Cute I LIKE A GIRL WITH A LITTLE OF BOTH
Drugs and Alcohol: I LIKE A GIRL WHO CAN HOLD HER LIQUOR
Muscular or Really Skinny: MUSCULAR ( I LIKE ME A GIRL WHO CAN CARRY ME OVER THE THRESH HOLD)
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: WAY TOO MANY
What country do you want to Visit: CANADA( SO I CAN CATCH ME A GOOD HOCKEY GAME)
How do you want to Die: OLD WITH A YOUNG FLUSSIE
Been to the Mall Lately: YES I HAVE
Do you like Thunderstorms: HELL YES
Get along with your Parents: FOR THE MOST PART
Health Freak: YOU FUCKEN WISH
Do you think your Attractive: OH YES... EXCEPT IN THE MORNINGS, I LOOK LIKE A BEAST.
Believe in Yourself: I HAVENT LATELY... BUT I GOTTA START
Want to go to College: I DO WANNA CONTINUE GETTING AN EDUCATION
Do you Smoke: NOT ANY MORE
Do you Drink: FUCK YES
Shower Daily: YES I DO
Been in Love: YES I HAVE
Do you Sing: NO, I SUCK AT THAT
Want to get Married: I'D BE LYING IF I SAID NO
Do you want Children: I'D LIKE TO HAVE A LIL BERTY
Have your future kids names planned out: I WANT KIDS... BUT I HAVENT THOUGHT OF NAMES.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: I WAS A LATE BLUMMER WHEN ITT CAME TO THAT
Hate anyone: THATS A STRONG WORD. I DO DISLIKE PEOPLE.
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