bar code |
The rules of drinking in a bar... There's more to it then tipping a glass and acting foolish.- Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.- Never borrow more than one cigarette from ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 17:31:00 GMT |
women drivers |
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate,I looked over to my left and there was a woman in abrand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with herface up next to her rear view mirror putting o...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 16:10:00 GMT |
pirate pick up lines |
TOP 10 PIRATE PICK UP LINES10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?8. Come on up and see me urchins.7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 14:14:00 GMT |
so wright |
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what's...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 11:50:00 GMT |
deep thoughts |
If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 14:39:00 GMT |
how to treat the ladies |
How to really treat a girl...1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "Could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a s...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 18:18:00 GMT |
