Pee Wee

I am a quarter persian cat living in London. I am a beautiful grey colour with stunning green eyes and although I am now 14 I still look like I am in my prime if I do say so myself! I live with my family in a house in Barnet. My family now appears to consist of: Jenna who is a teacher and likes to stroke me a lot. She also bores me with silly songs and rhymes, Leroy who has just given up smoking and tends to take it out on me and Deborah who thinks I am boring. Except if I have been sick in her room and then she hates me. I spend my days sleeping in a variety of places around the house. My favourite being Deborah's room as often as I can sneak in. I am slightly agraphobic (my only sign of my age) and try to avoid going outside if I can. My favourite time of the day is bedtime. I was quite relieved to move out of my old house Rose Cottage. I used to love it there in the good old days - roaming around the garden and across to the stables and disappearing for days on end - even taking on a second carer at one point. Things went downhill after Indiana arrived - the commenest cat you should ever care to come across. She became the bain of my existence. And if that wasn't bad enough the family decided to adopt the stupidest mad dog ever. Oscar wanted to eat both me and Indiana - but me more. Geezer looked out for me where he could but I felt much safer when I left. This house is now my haven.