- Twenty-three years old, webbed fingers, gills, green hair. Enjoys long walks on the beach and sacrificing kittens to The Crawling Chaos. Used to live in Spain. On the beach. Spends most of her day in a dark and windowless chamber knitting zombie paraphernalia and painting happy little trees decorated with happy little skulls and happy little femurs. Spent eighteen months as the Archbishop of Canterbury. Multi-lingual and multiply-pierced. Female, supposedly. Lost both her kidneys to a Mexican prostitute after a dangerous but thrilling game of Texas Hold 'em. Antisocial, disenchanted, and generally misanthropic. Enjoys cooking, metalwork, and harvesting the souls of the damned for fun and profit.
I HEART GIANT SQUID.