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well hello there
and welcome to the official
One Man And His Beard
fan site for Bristol.
if you live in the South West please add this site and the band and help promote David!
thanks me lovers :)
i am David's mini phsycic twin.
anyone want to read the song we wrote together?!
I asked Gok Wan if he Looks Good Naked.
I said are u an animal or do you fake it!
do you waste your time or do you take it?
i know you won't tell cause I’m an under-age kid
get your Gok out, no show to make here,
you know you can't resist one man and his bear...d.
He’s all kind of hairy, and his bananas are fury!
but he don’t go for Goks, he prefers women with woks
I don't care cause I got wotsits
but I don't know anything that rhymes with wotsits...
Haven’t go any pineapples, peaches pears a plenty!
and my wotsit bag is empty!
maybe baby they got eaten and like scrambled eggs - you got beaten!
oh beaten like a scrambled egg, I’m feeling vibrations in my head, the thought of it scares me to death, even more than the cannibal girl Elliot Beth!
Elliot Beth, she’s a bit of a minor,
playing bets in class she ate her French teacher for a fiver!