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matt

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Remember those Kool Aid commercials...where that big talking bowl of punch would come crashing through your fucking wall in your living room...BANG...and he would be like OHHH YEA, OHHH YEA - and all the kids would go crazy and be like - YES, YES and then they would drink out him with all the wall debris in his head in shit....Him in his crazy tights...I don't like that when big bowls of juice wear tights....fuck that, when he did that to my wall I was like - hey buddy, fuck you, that is un-Kool, I'm not drinking out of you, fix my wall before my dad gets home from work and beats me with a belt, cause he's not gonna believe some big bowl of fruit punch broke it down.

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