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Mr. BiRdLeGs

About Me

I am a great thinker of ideas. I think therefore I am. I think I am at least. Do Not misunderstand, for I do not think I Am the least. Nay. For I am the Nefarious, Notorious, and Not-To-Be-Played-With Mr. BiRdLegs. I have some idea about this Myspace phenomenon, and I've already implemented the software to create an peer to peer networking site that will leave this one in the dust. I am only here to find my beloved Fehrion, and that dispicable Electra Briggs. For they shall taste my custard. Oh yes, and Alwyn, too!!! Wherefore art thou ALWYN?!??!???!?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

President Truman. Truman Capote. Trisha Nixon. Aunt Jemima. Ben Hur. Billy the Kid. My natural father. Colonel Tom Parker. Colonel Sanders. Bela Lugosi. Alwyn. Fehrion. Electra Briggs. I'd like to meet Tom. I will stick it in his face and he will like it.

My Blog

Blog Five.

..TR> Days Like This. Some days I'd really love to dive head-long into a pile of delicious, steamy sausage.Fully nude, of course.Today is just such a day.Oh, sausage, to feel thy warmth betwixt my ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 05:57:00 GMT

Blog Four

I'm told it's "Memorial Day" today, however, all I am remembering is how I need to go to the bank to make a deposit.How I need to go to the post office to mail a certain ticking package to an unnamed ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 08:32:00 GMT

Blog Three.

They say you can't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes.Well, in order to judge a man, I decided to do just that.And my final judgement is that this man was irritable, cranky, irrationa...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 16:57:00 GMT

Blog Two

There is no other who can take the place of one's dear mother. So it has been said, and so it is.However, often times I find I am called "mother" followed quickly be something under one's breath utter...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 07:31:00 GMT

Blog One.

I have searched this earth and one beyond.Only for in my dreams doth I search.There is no justice.Just Us.If you don't like my bulletins, pray tell why you wouldst even continue beyond this point.But ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 May 2008 18:14:00 GMT